Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Penelope]

Quand je rêve et je suis un VoR!

 

[Madison]

He’s like the Belgian Shangela.

 

[Soldi]

Ce qu'on est on l'a pas choisi GIRLS!!

OUI OUI!

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAAAASSSSS

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s like the Belgian Shangela.

 

[Penelope]

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel
12455 Norway
08 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland
04 Estonia
11 Belarus
11 Azerbaijan
09 France

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel
10 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
04 Estonia
07 Belarus
05 Azerbaijan
09 France

 

[Soldi]

Oh shit I LOST my ranking oh well

08 France

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel
92 Norway
10 United Kingdom
87 Iceland
07 Estonia
62 Belarus
61 Azerbaijan
58 France

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG MY HOLE IS NOT READY

 

[Soldi]

Oh LOOK WHO IT IS

 

[Penelope]

God we're on SUCH A RUN

Check Mahmood cruising down the old dockyards

 

[Dark Carnival]

OFF TO DOUCHE BRB

 

[Dark Carnival]

DEAD

 

[GNL]

He has TERF bangs.

 

[Dark Carnival]

SLAY ME KING

 

[Dark Carnival]

SOLDI SOLDI CLAPCLAP

 

[Penelope]

FEY SIDECLAPS FOR ALL now girls!

 

[Penelope]

I like to think he was slyly having it off with all of those backing dancers during the whole fortnight.

 

[Soldi]

Oh this would HAVE WON under the SANREMO ARRANGEMENT

 

[Dark Carnival]

WALDI WALDI HABIBI TA'ALA HENA

 

[Dark Carnival]

DEAD

 

[win_the_game]

Oh this would HAVE WON under the SANREMO ARRANGEMENT

I may need to dig that out this evening.

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel
10 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
04 Estonia
07 Belarus
05 Azerbaijan
09 France
10 Italy

 

[Penelope]

QUENE!

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel
12455 Norway
08 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland
04 Estonia
11 Belarus
11 Azerbaijan
09 France
11 Italy

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel
92 Norway
10 United Kingdom
87 Iceland
07 Estonia
62 Belarus
61 Azerbaijan
58 France
95 Italy

 

[Penelope]

NAR: Serbian postcard FILMED IN THE OCCUPIED TERRITORIES

 

[Soldi]

I may need to dig that out this evening.

Have you seen the SANREMO ARCHIVE on TWITTER?

 

[Soldi]

08 France
10394940304404 Italy

 

[Dark Carnival]

Can't remember this bitch

 

[Madison]

Who ordered this?

 

[Dark Carnival]

off to get some wine

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who ordered this?

not me!

 

[Penelope]

Love love love this gorgeous Balkan Barbie. And yes, this could've been the exact same at every contest for the last fifty years. And I'd have STILL VOTED FOR IT!

 

[Soldi]

Oh this deserved MUCH BETTER

 

[ButterTart]

This one has a look of Lucy Punch about her.

 

[Soldi]

We always rank Serbia LAST as well

 

[Dark Carnival]

We always rank Serbia LAST as well

who we?

 

[Penelope]

We always rank Serbia LAST as well

We don't have many Slavs here.

 

[Madison]

I was on TikTok throughout - I wasn’t paying attention.