Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[Dark Carnival]

Wanna see my CUCU?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

At least Netta came looking ridiculous.

 

[Soldi]

A beautiful song called Cuckoo

 

[Zu]

Is Damir gay?

He loves Loreen’s ‘My Heart Is Refusing Me’. Take a wild guess

 

[Alla]

Cynthia Lee Fontaine mentioned.

 

[Soldi]

Wanna see my CUCU?

 

[Beverley]

Why couldn't ELENI have gotten this gig?!

 

[Raining on Me]

Ben Dolic reminds me of a Ruth Rendell character that has three female bodies in his basement and "Violent Thing" just reinforces that.

Quite okay live though shockingly

 

[COB]

She wrote a song called CUCU? WHAT THE FUCK!

Hola mis amores, I'm back - again! I would LIVE honestly

 

[FetchFugly]

She wrote a song called CUCU? WHAT THE FUCK!

Mental health awareness EVERYONE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why couldn't ELENI have gotten this gig?!

 

[Zu]

Has dearest love Damir released the DISCO VERSION yet?

“Dearest love”

He HASN’T! GET ON WITH IT LUV!

 

[Penelope]

I just can't suspend my disbelief at the lyrical theme of Violent Thing being sung by someone five foot one.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why couldn't ELENI have gotten this gig?!

Her Pelican has had its wings clipped.

 

[Lucille]

This Netta song is sweet but not what I want!

 

[Peekaboo]

When the camera just focuses on her face it looks like she's flicking her bean.

 

[COB]

The Vespertine Tour laughing behind its fucking hand at this shit.

 

[Raining on Me]

Has dearest love Damir released the DISCO VERSION yet?

Please someone let me know when/if it's out there!

 

[Alla]

Sashay away, Netta.

 

[Ellie]

The fact that she owns a music box that plays her song makes me think there is some plagiarism going on here.

 

[Lucille]

She wrote a song called CUCU? WHAT THE FUCK!

To support MENTAL AWARENESS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's quite cute I suppose

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Netta's bed doesn't look big enough to be a DOUBLE!

 

[Madison]

 

[lolly]

I actually quite like this

But FUCK OFF

 

[Zu]

Did she just sing “shit”?

Not really a ballad voice, is it? It’s going right through me

 

[Dark Carnival]

MORE MISERY IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED

 

[Beverley]

The intense looks to the camera are super unnerving

 

[Penelope]

Cuckoo is about doubt.......about being caged

OMG IT'S OUR GENERATION'S WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS

 

[Lucille]

When the camera just focuses on her face it looks like she's flicking her bean.

Omg.

 

[rocketstail]

This Netta song is quite nice.

 

[Soldi]

It’s great your doing it for mental health and all that but it’s still SHIT

 

[Zu]

If !

 

[Madison]

They’ve got the tone of this so wrong.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

From looking inside various Eurovision winners homes tonight, it doesn't seem as if it PAYS TOO WELL post-victory

I mean perfectly fine, but MODEST

 

[Beverley]

Jamala

YAS BITCH WERQ!

 

[Madison]

Is that all we get of Jamala ?!

 

[Beverley]

I demand MORE JAMALA

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOG FACE JAMALA

 

[Lucille]

Croatia 12 points to Serbia. Queen confirmed!

 

[lolly]

Who was that with the HEATHER LOCKLEAR poster?