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What ESSENTIAL things you all up to today?
Was considering popping down to see my parents. Only a 3 hour drive. Sadly i’m working todayWhat ESSENTIAL things you all up to today?
I think I'll go to the seaside. Maybe Camber Sands. I know we have seaside in Yorkshire and it's 4 and a half hour drive but Camber seems more appealing.What ESSENTIAL things you all up to today?
I think I'll go to the seaside. Maybe Camber Sands. I know we have seaside in Yorkshire and it's 4 and a half hour drive but Camber seems more appealing.
BEEEACHHH DAY, WAHOO!
Going to pack a picnic and get the paddleboard out for the afternoon. Much excite!
I'm sure we will end up at the park today.Well jel. That's the annoying thing about London, there's just nowhere to goI'm sure we will end up at the park today.
I'll probably spend it in the garden. Maybe treat myself to a trip to the co-op for some essential ice cream.
I'll probably spend it in the garden. Maybe treat myself to a trip to the co-op for some essential ice cream.
Just browsing bird tables on amazon at the moment. They don't look very sturdy.
Which will probably be mega busy, right? I can’t imagine not living by the sea. If I’m away too long I feel claustrophobic and I always drive up and down the seafront on my way home just to ground myself.
I've bought a couple from Argos before and they haven't lasted long.
Free standing ones?
Most of the wooden ones look like a gust of wind would blow them over, and probably like they wouldn't stand more than a year of the elements before rotting.
If you're doing it in your own garden, what the f*ck business is it of your neighbours?
Some say it attracts rats innit.
God how I hate myself for writing this.I just want to do a bit of dead shrubbery. Not in the current climate, obviously. Fed up with paying extra for the council to come and collect it. Clearly just over two grand council tax isn’t enough.
We used to have a neighbour who would just burn stuff all the time. We think he went looking for stuff to burn because it pleased him. One time, he set light to a tyre and then went out for the day leaving this acrid smoke billowing over the street.
My dad got the hose out, took aim and fired. Success.
God how I hate myself for writing this.
Last Saturday my neighbours were burning all their rubbish on a fire in the garden just after lunch, we had thick black smoke and toxic fumes. So we went out for a walk and others seemed to be having bonfires too. I could have screamed for some fresh air.
How much is your garden waste collection? I only get the summer service which is £45
Sending you this energy today.Another 2 hours and I’ll be living alone for the first time in my life.
I think this calls for a NAKED LUNCH.

I've got CHEEKY MICE that eat the bird food and I couldn't care less
Who CARES what the neighbours think. They were having lockdown parties several times the bunch of inconsiderate cunts! I’m sure they won’t mind a few rats bringing up the numbers.Yes both freestanding, about the £20 mark. But exactly that happened! The house bit fell off after a few knocks.
I'm always a bit weary about feeding the birds, I like to put bits of bread and stuff out for them but I worry the neighbours won't like it.
We put a note through their door the other day with a 'polite request to stop burning plastic'. Lets see.
What a BUNCH of CUNTS. I hate people who seem to think OOH IT'S A NICE DAY I THINK I'LL SPOIL IT BY LIGHTING A MASSIVE FIRE AND KIPPERING EVERYONE
Worryingly my flat mate is still packing and the movers are arriving in 40 minutes. Best make myself presentable seeing as these will be the only men in my flat for the foreseeable future.

Skype me xoxAnother 2 hours and I’ll be living alone for the first time in my life.
I think this calls for a NAKED LUNCH.