Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[Madison]

There was never an occassion where both parents were unable to look after the child.

 

[cwej]

Why aren't they asking about Barnard Castle - i.e. the story that was true?

It's this bit that no-one seems to be asking about... have all of the questions about this been written out of the list?

 

[Soldi]

That jug of LEMON WATER is getting THROWN

 

[Beverley]

This Roger rabbit is another qol

 

[Soldi]

“She was ill, she’d thrown up” sounds like me after a Saturday Rewatch

 

[Christian]

Boris must be SO looking forward to his press conference now

 

[Zu]

“Let’s go through it, shall we?”

 

[Lucille]

Blaming poor little PISSY KNICKERS again.

 

[Madison]

They went 260 miles - but wasn't even sure she was ill?

 

[Bypass]

"Hi...So..this mess that you blame the media for that YOU got the government into."

 

[Cerro de Casa]

He's a psychopath.

 

[Madison]

What was the reasonable excuse for the wife to go to Barnard Castle?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The stereotypical 1960s hack is great.

 

[cwej]

'No reasonable person would say that was bad behaviour'

OK... This Basket of Deplorables, the millions of people who are angry about this, are not 'reasonable'.

 

[cwej]

What was the reasonable excuse for the wife to go to Barnard Castle?

Yes- why was it a family outing?!

 

[Soldi]

I hope someone’s finds out that the first case of the virus at LE CHATEAU was just after Easter. The silent ASSASSIN that one.

 

[Bypass]

What were they thinking allowing this? It's a car crash.

 

[cwej]

What were they thinking allowing this? It's a car crash.

The media are going to be even heavier on this tomorrow. The castle trip is a complete disaster for him, even if the other part can be explained using loopholes.

 

[straightorbroken]

Sarah and Andrew

I was expecting him to say their daughter Beatrice.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Were the public stupid to follow the rules to the letter or should they have looked for loopholes like you did?

 

[Lucille]

Here we go

 

[Soldi]

I hope this wins an NTA for best TV moment next year

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Were the public stupid to follow the rules to the letter or should they have looked for loopholes like you did?

I stan. I STAN

 

[Shirley]

Who even is BERNARD CASTLE

 

[COB]

Who even is BERNARD CASTLE

Deceased turkey magnate.

 

[Lucille]

We shouldn’t embark on a 270 mile journey not knowing if I could drive that far.

WELL NO. YOU SHOULDN’T!

 

[cwej]

'How does your trip to Barnard Castle have anything to do with the safety of your child or your work?'

 

[Soldi]

“I wasn’t a danger to the public”

“But that doesn’t make any sense”

 

[ButterTart]

The questions have been fantastic.

Also the doctor who certified that he ‘wasn’t a danger to the public’ needs to be struck off.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I stan. I STAN

Who is she? She's FAB

 

[Ellie]

Finally someone mentions it!

 

[BoysForSeles]

This journalist should do all the questions.

 

[Bypass]

"How does your trip to Barnard Castle have anything to do with your safety or your work?"

 

[Zu]

Deceased turkey magnate.

No, silly, that’s CRIBBINS

 

[Soldi]

I hope he starts BLUBBING

 

[Cerro de Casa]

So you were ill possibly with Covid19 and your vision was 'weird' but you decided to go for a TEST DRIVE.

And you don't think you were endangering the public.

RIGHT.

 

[Ellie]

LOVE this woman!

 

[ButterTart]

I know for myself I can only tell if my contacts are in correctly by going for a 30 mile drive.

 

[cwej]

'It was a reasonable thing to do'.

THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Also the doctor who certified that he ‘wasn’t a danger to the public’ needs to be struck off.

He's lying about that too.