Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[Penelope]

SuRie was our best performance in the televote since MOLLU!

 

[COB]

I'm already feeling ANXIOUS for her

 

[win_the_game]

What a limp song.

 

[dmlaw]

This had such potential with a better chorus.

 

[Soldi]

Off her tits that one

 

[octophone]

This is too recent for me, can't be jiggered. Soz.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck you Eurovision for rewriting history.

 

[Penelope]

I still think we should've sent Asanda - Legends and just taught Asanda how to look at the right cameras, but I remember being agog at how big Storms was going in the hall

Until, well, you know

 

[D5K]

Did this beat Legends?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)

 

[lolly]

This had such potential with a better chorus.

And verses. And a better singer.

 

[Tisch]

Off her tits that one

Don't know what you mean?

 

[D5K]

I still think we should've sent Asanda - Legends and just taught Asanda how to look at the right cameras, but I remember being agog at how big Storms was going in the hall

Until, well, you know

Also taught her to manage her breathing

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom

 

[win_the_game]

What did everyone see in this? Her voice isn't particuarly pleasant to listen to and the song is tepid at best.

 

[dmlaw]

At least they've kept the awkward Ukrainian interview. Such professionalism.

 

[Penelope]

Oh ffs as if they used the dress rehearsal

Her performance was FAR BETTER with the rage from nearly dying!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She upped her game so hard post attack.

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't remember this at all.

 

[Penelope]

Barely ANYBODY in the crowd had a clue what the fuck had just happened after the stage invasion

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania
74 Austria
97 Estonia
94 Norway
96 Portugal
67 United Kingdom

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I remember it took me a good 10 minutes to calm down after the attack.

 

[Tisch]

I was pretty excited by "Storm" i thought it was a simple but catchy song and it would do well, but I realise now it's probably a bit too simple and plain for anyone to want to bother voting for it.

 

[COB]

This is mainly giving me BEARD ENVY

 

[lolly]

I remember it took me a good 10 minutes to calm down after the attack.

Just look at what you missed out on!

 

[Suomi]

Barely ANYBODY in the crowd had a clue what the fuck had just happened after the stage invasion

Were you even punished then? I assumed you had just drunkenly stumbled on stage looking for Lea Sirk

 

[D5K]

At least they've kept the awkward Ukrainian interview. Such professionalism.

Well it was improvised after the Surie interruption

 

[win_the_game]

I would do ALL SORTS with the bearded singer.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How have I totally forgotten this?! No memory of it even slightly.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I like it!

 

[Penelope]

Love this mystical bollocks

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia

 

[Penelope]

Oh god

FUCK OFF MICK HUCKNALL

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia

 

[D5K]

Oh god not this insipid shite

 

[lolly]

FUCK OFF YOU UNBEARABLE CUNT

 

[Suomi]

Bet Buttertart loves this

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania
74 Austria
97 Estonia
94 Norway
96 Portugal
67 United Kingdom
88 Serbia