Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[ButterTart]

I fucking loved Lie To Me.

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania
74 Austria
97 Estonia
94 Norway
96 Portugal
67 United Kingdom
88 Serbia
40 Germany
73 Albania
99 France
00 Czech Republic

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Now we're talking!

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, that grin at the end. Die of cat AIDS, Mikolas.

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany
65 Albania
75 France
46 Czech Republic

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank GOD, it's time for LATE STAGE SYPHILIS

 

[Tisch]

I'm not normally an arse man but I am for Mikolas

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom
65 Serbia
66 Germany
80 Albania
120 France
42 Czechia

 

[COB]

FREEZE the arrow

I'm READY

 

[Iguana]

I'm not normally an arse man but I am for Mikolas

It was QUITE something to behold

 

[Tisch]

Oh dear you’re not going to like Cyprus later

I hear it's good?

I'm off to make some cheese on toast.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Another I'm partial to. Thrilled it did so well in the end.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I love a military tactics banger!

 

[COB]

Guys quick, is this better or worse than my version?

 

[ButterTart]

"Now remember, Ras, vikings were famous for their reedy, apologetic voices. Try to capture that in your performance. And if you can look a bit like Catherine Tate in disguise, it wouldn't hurt."

 

[lolly]

I just wish he had a bit more CHARISMA

 

[dmlaw]

Love Denmark. It could have won the whole thing if the guy didn't sing like he was trying to stop his neighbours overhearing.

 

[D5K]

Needs more OOMPH

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Men laying down their swords

 

[ButterTart]

Guys quick, is this better or worse than my version?

Yours was better, because you didn't just whisper a bit.

 

[Soldi]

Guys quick, is this better or worse than my version?

Worse obviously, he’s not trampling over a pussy all the way through

 

[Penelope]

The imagination really weeps to think what Roger Pontare would've done with this

 

[ButterTart]

I just wish he had a bit more CHARISMA

A bit more than zero still wouldn't be all that much.

 

[win_the_game]

This is so fucking naff.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia
40 Germany
68 Albania
57 France
73 Czech Republic
92 Denmark

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia
12 Germany
44 Albania
81 France
47 Czech Republic
76 Denmark

 

[GNL]

This has big HISTORICAL RE-ENACTORS energy.

 

[COB]

Love it so much!

 

[ButterTart]

This would have been my winner of the year if someone with a voice had performed it. Imagine Rein Alexander BEASTING this.

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom
65 Serbia
66 Germany
80 Albania
120 France
42 Czechia
81 Denmark

 

[Suomi]

the vocals on Denmark are just too quiet and weak. He needed to perform it like Ruth Lorenzo


70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania
74 Austria
97 Estonia
94 Norway
96 Portugal
67 United Kingdom
88 Serbia
40 Germany
73 Albania
99 France
66 Denmark

 

[Iguana]

Guys quick, is this better or worse than my version?

I'm awaiting the toilet shot before I compare

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany
65 Albania
75 France
46 Czech Republic
67 Denmark

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This would have been my winner of the year if someone with a voice had performed it. Imagine Rein Alexander BEASTING this.

Oh my god, we need to start a petition.

 

[Penelope]

Now Australia was like a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE in the hall

(not looking forward to finding out how it was on camera mind)

 

[ButterTart]

Oh here she is. Complimentary bar has just taken a thorough bending.

 

[win_the_game]

Now Australia was like a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE in the hall

(not looking forward to finding out how it was on camera mind)

3 MINUTES OF SWEATY THIGH

 

[dmlaw]

Fun fact: Jessica used Portugal's entire supply of goose fat on her legs. The people of Lisbon still have to baste their roast potatoes in margarine.

 

[ButterTart]

Actually this might be my favourite Australian entry. Yes, that includes Dami.

 

[Penelope]

I'm not entirely sure love IS stronger than fire