Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[Berly]

Selena Gomez and Priti Patel drunk on Windolene driving to Bedford after a lightbulb moment from Ariana Grande who is sat in the back seat navigating.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Lucille]

Pauline Quirke has always been dishonest. She promised me that she wouldn't eat all of the red herring, but she scoffed them down until her stomach was fully engorged.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

SNEAKY CUNT

I already did that one. You are Rip Van Winkle and I am Hercule Poirot.

 

[GNL]

Fry’s Turkish Delight - yes or no?

I always thought Edwin was right to sell out his family for a Turkish delight.

If the ice queen had offered a deep fried curly wurly or a dunkable digestive, it'd be a very different story.

 

[GNL]

RIP to Mr Tumnus, but I'm different.

 

[win_the_game]

Is Turkish Delight suitable for vegetarians?

 

[GNL]

Is Turkish Delight suitable for vegetarians?

Only if its made in the Turkish delight factory in Tuvalu.

 

[Berly]

Is Turkish Delight suitable for vegetarians?

Yes but not vegans.

 

[Berly]

I already did that one. You are Rip Van Winkle and I am Hercule Poirot.

God damn that’s at least a 60 pointer

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Rachel Stevens covers Celine Dion's best movie song "Ashes" for Glasgow School of Art memorial service (misguided)

 

[ButterTart]

For all the haters who've been running around on here spreading shit about me and calling me a liar, look at this text I just got from Geronimo.

The set squares, Jaywick, Geronimo Mussolini... ALL FUCKING TRUE. I was just making conversation, you ungrateful bastards.

 

[win_the_game]

Yes but not vegans.

When Jack Monroe hears about this, the animal liberation front will hit the roof I promise you that.

 

[Rita]

For all the haters who've been running around on here spreading shit about me and calling me a liar, look at this text I just got from Geronimo.

The set squares, Jaywick, Geronimo Mussolini... ALL FUCKING TRUE. I was just making conversation, you ungrateful bastards.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

For all the haters who've been running around on here spreading shit about me and calling me a liar, look at this text I just got from Geronimo.

The set squares, Jaywick, Geronimo Mussolini... ALL FUCKING TRUE. I was just making conversation, you ungrateful bastards.

IFakeTextMessage.com. Hmm... All that glitters is not gold.

 

[ButterTart]

I got a load of bunsen burners and set squares BOGOF and I was going to give them out to you all as presents. Now you've incurred the wrath of God so I won't bother.

 

[Berly]

I got a load of bunsen burners and set squares BOGOF and I was going to give them out to you all as presents. Now you've incurred the wrath of God so I won't bother.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

For all the haters who've been running around on here spreading shit about me and calling me a liar, look at this text I just got from Geronimo.

The set squares, Jaywick, Geronimo Mussolini... ALL FUCKING TRUE. I was just making conversation, you ungrateful bastards.

This is the level of effort only a SNEAKY CUNT would go to.

 

[ButterTart]

You've pissed him right off now. Just saying.

 

[win_the_game]

iFakeTextMessage is a shell company for Sandi Toksvig opium enterprises and operates within the infamous tax haven of Isle of Sheppey.

 

[ButterTart]

iFakeTextMessage is a shell company for Sandi Toksvig opium enterprises and operates within the infamous tax haven of Isle of Sheppey.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Tisch]

I don't have the energy for this today. Wake me up when I'm crowned the winner. You'll have to catch me on the Nicaragua number. X

 

[Lucille]

I don't have the energy for this today. Wake me up when I'm crowned the winner. You'll have to catch me on the Nicaragua number. X

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

I want to watch League of Their Own - the Madonna film, not the telly show filmed in the Lake District

 

[dmlaw]

If it's movie time, I'm going to watch Brassed Off with Pete Postlethwaite.

 

[dmlaw]

Either that or the documentary where he goes camping in Djibouti with Emperor Hirohito.

 

[ButterTart]

Either that or the documentary where he goes camping in Djibouti with Emperor Hirohito.

Did you know the flossing contest from that was actually filmed in Jaywick?

 

[Lucille]

Lord Lucan ruins jeggings with anal prolapse In Waitrose.

 

[ButterTart]

Anyway I’m not talking to any of you because you’re all bastards.

 

[Lucille]

Lord Lucan branded jeggings prove to be big seller in Cheadle branch of Waitrose.

 

[Lucille]

Lord Lucan felches taramasalata for comic relief out of Pauline Quirke.

 

[dmlaw]

Did you know the flossing contest from that was actually filmed in Jaywick?

A lawless and terrifying place, full of one-armed bandits who will stab you in the eye and run off with your harpsichord, leaving a baffling crime scene for Hercule Poirot to clear up. And Djibouti.

 

[Indie]

Anyway I’m not talking to any of you because you’re all bastards.

CUNT

 

[Berly]

A lawless and terrifying place, full of one-armed bandits who will stab you in the eye and run off with your harpsichord, leaving a baffling crime scene for Hercule Poirot to clear up. And Djibouti.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[ButterTart]

CUNT

I calls it like I sees it. Mussolini was the same.

 

[ButterTart]

A lawless and terrifying place, full of one-armed bandits who will stab you in the eye and run off with your harpsichord, leaving a baffling crime scene for Hercule Poirot to clear up. And Djibouti.

You’re thinking of Frankfurt. The most you’ll get in Jaywick is a jabbing from a set square and some light fondling in the back of a Ford Focus.

 

[rhythmbandit]

I want to watch League of Their Own - the Madonna film, not the telly show filmed in the Lake District

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Suomi]

Oh god it’s going to be total unrelenting carnage here now isn’t it? For the love of Teri Hatcher

 

[dmlaw]

Oh god it’s going to be total unrelenting carnage here now isn’t it? For the love of Teri Hatcher

I think it's fair to say that the accusations will be engorged. Time to break out every red herring.

 

[Tisch]

You’re thinking of Frankfurt. The most you’ll get in Jaywick is a jabbing from a set square and some light fondling in the back of a Ford Focus.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Tisch]

So many of you have S-C'd me for the same words and all I can say is you are going feel so ditzy come 8:00. Some of should stick to playing with Lego.