Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[Rita]

Hope you all enjoyed my stories about Mr Mussolini and his discount bunsen burners.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Indie]

I saw Jiminy cricket earlier putting up a Catherine wheel. He was giving his erection a little caress too. In the meantime, la lambada was playing in the background.

 

[Lucille]

Hope you all enjoyed my stories about Mr Mussolini and his discount bunsen burners.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Suomi]

Oh that’s right, nine. Now what about cooking recipes? Anyone know how to boil an egg?

 

[Berly]

buy-one-get-one-free on Earl Grey. Bring your shopping cart, Mussolini says they're well stocked.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[ButterTart]

I hope Louise (from Eternal) doesn't have Google alerts turned on.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

Reba Mcentyre says goodbye for another year.

 

[Suomi]

You lot don’t have talk a lot of nonsense, not like my mate Mollie King

 

[Lucille]

I found a duplo brick in my falafel

 

[Indie]

Must get some more platypus in

 

[Indie]

Platypus

 

[Dark Carnival]

Platypus

 

[win_the_game]

I suspect Sandi Toksvig and the people of the Isle of Sheppey are going to sue me for libel after this considering the accusations I've made about their amyl nitrates habits.

 

[Suomi]

Just want to say a big thanks to Javine for reminding me to log onto Moopy today

 

[Lucille]

Facefucking Theresa May with a falafel dildo

 

[Rita]

I found a duplo brick in my falafel

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Lucille]

I suspect Sandi Toksvig and the people of the Isle of Sheppey are going to sue me for libel after this considering the accusations I've made about their amyl nitrates habits.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

Shall we end this how we started with animal pics?

 

[Rita]

Facefucking Theresa May with a falafel dildo

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Indie]

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PLATYPUS?!?

 

[Suomi]

Wish Cressida Dick was here to help me sing

 

[Suomi]

I love the alphabet

 

[GNL]

I found a picture of Glitter star Mariah Carey in Nairobi Zoo with a koala bear called curly wurly. I think it's neat!

 

[Lucille]

I suspect Sandi Toksvig and the people of the Isle of Sheppey are going to sue me for libel after this considering the accusations I've made about their amyl nitrates habits.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

Detective Pikachu to win the game!

 

[Rita]

I just met up with Jolene, and she was detailing the crapulence of last night when throughout the shipping forecast she got hit in the face by what can only be described as a large KUMQUAT.

 

[Suomi]

Don’t forge to sing your alphabet out loud

 

[Dark Carnival]

Feel your (platy)pus down deep in your soul

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is perhaps awful to admit, but one time when I was travelling in Czechia, I found myself really impressed with the way Josef Fritzl pulled his socks up and achieved so much, that I just fell to the ground and proclaimed Hallelujah!

Such an inspiration.

 

[COB]

OT: Flautist Rachel Dolezal uses thousands of algorithms to defeat evil overlord Gary Wilmot

 

[Suomi]

Cressida Dick once drove her Fiat500 onto my front lawn!

I said to her: Cressida Dick, have you nothing better to do than to drive your Cressida Dick wagon onto my property - this is so unlike you, Cressida Dick

 

[Rita]

Kumquat would probably be my preferred choice of delicacy throughout listening to the shipping forecast whilst intermittently dancing to Jolene which is not a form of crapulence.

 

[Berly]

I found a picture of Glitter star Mariah Carey in Nairobi Zoo with a koala bear called curly wurly. I think it's neat!

Sneaky cunt

 

[win_the_game]

Tracey Thorn converts to veganism after running through the lavender fields of Crinkley Bottom.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

CLOSED

 

[Lucille]

I just met up with Jolene, and she was detailing the crapulence of last night when throughout the shipping forecast she got hit in the face by what can only be described as a large KUMQUAT.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Suomi]

Cressida dick loves Cressida dick

 

[Rita]

Dolly Partons Jolene has to be my absolute fave although the shipping forecast is a very close second followed by a kumquat tatin just to top off my epic crapulence.

 

[Lucille]

!!!

 

[GNL]

Dildos up little wordsters the Saturdays are back