A non-musical topic for notorious sexy bastard Maluma

[Christian]

The behind the ear tattoo is a bit BASIC but everything else is TIP TOP

 

[Mats]

I shouldn't have seen this this early in the day, now I won't get any work done

 

[OutSynk]

 

[win_the_game]

FMFORUMS DEAD.

 

[OutSynk]

Here’s one for PISS PIGS.

 

[OutSynk]

Legs for DAYS.

 

[straightorbroken]

He's very goodlooking of course, but he's just so FIT, which I'd say is something else entirely. Oh to be the recipients of his 2am dick pics "you free?" texts.

 

[lolly]

Is he still sustaining a career, or is he another one to throw on the victim of Madonna pile?

 

[Iguana]

Is he still sustaining a career, or is he another one to throw on the victim of Madonna pile?

Anitta didn't even make it to the final of Kalavision. The curse of Madge strikes again

 

[Pipo]

Is he still sustaining a career, or is he another one to throw on the victim of Madonna pile?

He's currently enjoying (regional) $ucce$$ with these people

Spoiler

 

[OutSynk]

He's currently enjoying (regional) $ucce$$ with these people

Spoiler

Bop though. Actually the BEP album is full
of them.

 

[Pipo]

Bop though. Actually the BEP album is full
of them.

I never said it wasn't!

can you feel the beat?
Can you-can you feel the beat?

Can you feel the beat within my heart?

Can't you see my love shine through the dark?

Maluma, baby
¡Wooh!

 

[vespertine]

 

[Pipo]

sandy nipples

 

[Jark]

god he really is DYING for somebody to cum on his face isn't he. such a thirsty bottom.

 

[Peekaboo]

I'm sure Brits will say a similar thing when I lust after DANIEL CRAIG or another RUGGEDY PASTY WHITE ENGLISH LAD, but if you find this guy attractive I suggest you book a flight to any Latin country (literally any) and hang around a club or a beach hut because you'll find plenty of ROUGH TRADE WITH QUESTIONABLE TATTOOS who look pretty much like him ANYWHERE.

 

[Lucille]

I’d booked a trip to Rio in March for that EXACT PURPOSE.

 

[lolly]

That photo genuinely makes me feel unwell. Sand on skin makes me retch.

 

[Logic?]

I'm sure Brits will say a similar thing when I lust after DANIEL CRAIG or another RUGGEDY PASTY WHITE ENGLISH LAD, but if you find this guy attractive I suggest you book a flight to any Latin country (literally any) and hang around a club or a beach hut because you'll find plenty of ROUGH TRADE WITH QUESTIONABLE TATTOOS who look pretty much like him ANYWHERE.

SO MUCH TRUTH

 

[Lucille]

I actually do pretty well with Latin American guys (see also Arabs) who seem to find my my skinny whiteness incredibly EXOTIC.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The beard vs the bald armpit is an aesthetically odd decision to my mind (but OBVIOUSLY he can do what he wants with his body hair).

I love every thread on the internet about Maluma is full of gays who are CONVINCED he is homosexual

 

[Logic?]

I actually do pretty well with Latin American guys (see also Arabs) who seem to find my my skinny whiteness incredibly EXOTIC.

EXOTIC

Skinny white/chavvy UK boys are the one Coming from the same country as Maluma I can testify to what Peekaboo is saying, theres plenty of him in those parts. Especially in Medellin. He did look pretty fit when his hair was long though.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He does ZERO for me.

What a POINTLESS SHIT TOPIC.

SAID IT.

 

[Jark]

well good for you hun, we'll continue nursing our hard-ons for PAPI JUANCHO

 

[Dark Carnival]

I actually do pretty well with Latin American guys (see also Arabs) who seem to find my my skinny whiteness incredibly EXOTIC.

I used to have that (for white boys obvs) but living in Europe for over a decade now made me reverse to ACTUAL exoticism

 

[Dark Carnival]

I used to have that (for white boys obvs) but living in Europe for over a decade now made me reverse to ACTUAL exoticism

Actual exoticism, lol who am I kidding. It’s still white boys they’re just brunettes with beards now instead of blonds

 

[Lucille]

Behave.

 

[lolly]

Does @Soldi need to shave yet?

 

[Lucille]

Just his Auntie’s heads

 

[Soldi]

Does @Soldi need to shave yet?

I’m brunette AND have a beard.

 

[win_the_game]

I was jesting before but this place is seriously turning into FMForums.

 

[Jark]

it's ONE TOPIC for fuck's sake

 

[Lucille]

Gay chat lounge slobbers over hot cock NON SHOCK.

 

[Lucille]

God forbid we want some form of escapism during the END OF DAYS!!!

 

[Lucille]

Blow your chubby inside me Maluma xoxo

 

[Pipo]

I'm sure Brits will say a similar thing when I lust after DANIEL CRAIG or another RUGGEDY PASTY WHITE ENGLISH LAD, but if you find this guy attractive I suggest you book a flight to any Latin country (literally any) and hang around a club or a beach hut because you'll find plenty of ROUGH TRADE WITH QUESTIONABLE TATTOOS who look pretty much like him ANYWHERE.

omg this is so rude and you know its NOT TRUE Peekaboo This city is invaded with Colombians and none look like this PIECE OF ART.

(though you're spot on with the questionable tattoos and cringe-worthy frosty tips/hair dyes)

 

[win_the_game]

Gay chat lounge slobbers over hot cock NON SHOCK.

PORN FORUM NOW ETC.

 

[OutSynk]

I was jesting before but this place is seriously turning into FMForums.

 

[OutSynk]

it's ONE TOPIC for fuck's sake

Well to be fair there’s also the Liam Payno thread and the Austin Mahone one where Pipo and I both made two posts each.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm sure Brits will say a similar thing when I lust after DANIEL CRAIG or another RUGGEDY PASTY WHITE ENGLISH LAD, but if you find this guy attractive I suggest you book a flight to any Latin country (literally any) and hang around a club or a beach hut because you'll find plenty of ROUGH TRADE WITH QUESTIONABLE TATTOOS who look pretty much like him ANYWHERE.

This. I do find the lust over this particular individual quite baffling.

Let's have a more inclusive LATIN MEN topic.