NAR: Tuesday

[Ecce Homo]

@Lucille darling, take it from a pro: give yourself a good scrub before slipping into your nylons and giving it the arse high. Potato peelings and minced lamb scrapings hanging from the torn fancy WON’T be a winner

 

[Lucille]

@Lucille darling, take it from a pro: give yourself a good scrub before slipping into your nylons and giving it the arse high. Potato peelings and minced lamb scrapings hanging from the torn fancy WON’T be a winner

He used to be in the military love, he won’t mind hacking his way through a bit of SCRUBLAND.

 

[lolly]

@Lucille darling, take it from a pro: give yourself a good scrub before slipping into your nylons and giving it the arse high. Potato peelings and minced lamb scrapings hanging from the torn fancy WON’T be a winner

Well, not until he runs out of local HUMANS and starts getting the eye from that SAUCY ENGLISH MASTIFF down the road...

 

[lolly]

@Lucille darling, take it from a pro: give yourself a good scrub before slipping into your nylons and giving it the arse high. Potato peelings and minced lamb scrapings hanging from the torn fancy WON’T be a winner

I know I've already called Lucille's hoop a ham sandwich and a paper bag today, but now I'm getting the image of a Mr Kipling's angry pink French Fancy, and I just can't shake it.

 

[Ecce Homo]

I know I've already called Lucille's hoop a ham sandwich and a paper bag today, but now I'm getting the image of a Mr Kipling's angry pink French Fancy, and I just can't shake it.

Far more likely to be a squashed BROWN ONE

Mmm... chocolatey

 

[win_the_game]

He used to be in the military love, he won’t mind hacking his way through a bit of SCRUBLAND.

Oh god here she goes with the TRIGA ARMY FUCKERS fantasies...

 

[Lucille]

Can’t believe I forgot to mention he asked whether I was TOP OR BOTTOM.

“Just wondering”

 

[Iguana]

Can’t believe I forgot to mention he asked whether I was TOP OR BOTTOM.

“Just wondering”

Sorry he sounds like a bit of a PRICK

 

[lolly]

I wish I knew that word at the START of lockdown

 

[Iguana]

I wish I knew that word at the START of lockdown

I love words that sound like what they are

 

[Lucille]

Anyway I couldn’t possibly be arsed with this tonight, I have to get a taxi to the airport tomorrow morning at QUARTER PAST FOUR.

 

[Ecce Homo]

Can’t believe I forgot to mention he asked whether I was TOP OR BOTTOM.

“Just wondering”

Oh NO

Surely the peach leotards and framed signed print of Kerry Katona have already given THAT away?

 

[Ecce Homo]

Anyway I couldn’t possibly be arsed with this tonight, I have to get a taxi to the airport tomorrow morning at QUARTER PAST FOUR.

*jolts awake at 04:12 and is sick in cab to London Southend whilst split in two and coked off knockers*

 

[PercyPig]

pornhub begs to differ

family dick

Also good evening! We have just EATEN OUT to HELPEN OUT

What’s hot on the Glasgow scene these days?

 

[Lucille]

*jolts awake at 04:12 and is sick in cab to London Southend whilst split in two and coked off knockers*

HEATHROW ACTUALLY you CUNT.

Not refuting the rest.

 

[COB]

What’s hot on the Glasgow scene these days?

As if anyone would tell me THAT We went to the Dakhin though

 

[dmlaw]

Well, Ecco Homo's secret identity really is very near as penetrable as Lucille's hoop.

 

[Ecce Homo]

Well, Ecco Homo's secret identity really is very near as penetrable as Lucille's hoop.

Thank goodness for that infamously distinctive posting style

 

[AlgoAlex]

Well, Ecco Homo's secret identity really is very near as penetrable as Lucille's hoop.

NIKE has finally returned ?

 

[Lucille]

Update. He’s coming back from his date “u still up?”

 

[SDF]

Update. He’s coming back from his date “u still up?”

he liked your answer to top or bottom then

 

[win_the_game]

Can’t believe I forgot to mention he asked whether I was TOP OR BOTTOM.

“Just wondering”

He sounds about as straight as the guy I once met up with. He started off by suggesting we watched straight porn together. It wasn't long before he was asking if I wanted to wank him or even suck him off if I was "up for it".

 

[Generic Account]

Update. He’s coming back from his date “u still up?”

aw. keep it going and keep reporting back here with each text.

 

[Generic Account]

moopy entertainment > a potentially disastrous living situation

 

[Whatevar]

I think we can safely assume that Lucille is now being buggered sideways

 

[SDF]

aw. keep it going and keep reporting back here with each text.

sorry before I spread my legs I really need to just let a few gays on the internet know

 

[Diddy]

What a cliffhanger to wake up to

I need closure. As does Lucille’s bum etc etc

 

[lolly]

I imagine you'd need a very heavy duty bulldog clip to keep that clamped

 

[Lucille]

Oh he didn’t come home till 1 in the morning by which point I was in bed. LUCKILY as I would not want to be flying to France this morning prolapsed and off my nut on drugs.

 

[Berly]

maybe there’s some sea-related disaster coming and your body knows, like those dogs that knew 9/11 was coming

Did @Diddy / @Sheena predict yesterdays explosion? Ok, not technically sea-related but it was a port

 

[Sheena]

I am guilty of many things but surely not causing a Beirut explosion.

 

[Sheena]

Oh he didn’t come home till 1 in the morning by which point I was in bed. LUCKILY as I would not want to be flying to France this morning prolapsed and off my nut on drugs.

...again.

 

[Diddy]

I don’t think I was implying those dogs caused 9/11

 

[Berly]

Conspiracy theorists need a new angle

 

[Diddy]

Conspiracy theorists need a new angle

Bichon did 9/11