First erect penis to be shown on UK TV

Anyway I'll obviously be glued to the screen, there's nothing quite like a lurid C4 docco - they don't make enough of them for my liking, bring back the Living Dolls and Dogging Tales etc :(

My favourite was the woman on the sex chat lines talking about her sloppy fanny while giving the kitchen a good clean.

There was a good one about a Swingers club on last week on C4. Wasn’t mocking either which was quite nice for once. In fact it all looked a bit boring.
 
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My favourite was the woman on the sex chat lines talking about her sloppy fanny while giving the kitchen a good clean.

There was a good one about a Swingers club on last week on C4. Wasn’t mocking either which was quite nice for once. In fact it all looked a bit boring.
I'll have to catch up on that :o The sex lines one was brilliant, the lady saying "oh god I'm cumming all over your cock" while perusing the fresh produce in Tesco :disco:
 
I remember finding porn in BUSH. Who was going around leaving them around wooded areas?

There was a park across the road from us growing up. Until the early 80s the remains of WWII air raid shelters were there - by that stage just partly covered tunnels around part of the perimeter of the park wall. There were often porn mags left there. I always assumed it was the stash of older kids, but as I’ve got older I've wondered if it was local paedos leaving it there for children to find.

 
Was the gay man correct about guys normally bottoming first when first having sex? He made it sound like ancient Greece.
 
I bottomed first. And the person I was topped by was topping for the first time. Whether that's 'usual' or not I don't know.
 
This man is alleging child rape at the school he attended with the Prime Minister :shock:
 
I've followed Sam Morris on twitter for a while. He's meant to be a bit of a dick head isn't he? He did a porn "artistic" shoot with Cock Destroyer Rebecca More recently I'm sure. Sorry I haven't read any of the previous thread [/Sheena]
 
This Asian gonna gonna have some good pics for Grindr. He’s gonna have to write “not a catfish” on his profile.
 
I'm seeing quite a lot of PEARL CLUTCHING and WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN comments. Surely they should be in bed at this time on a school night.

Those children are all in bed looking at porn on their phones anyway, surely.
 
I'm just wondering how you'd have coped with this thread at peak lockdown.
 
It's been an interesting watch but talk about SPUNKING YOUR LOAD in the first few minutes. Barely a dick since.
 
I must say I expected to be feeling far more fired up than I do after watching that :(
 

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