Anyway I'll obviously be glued to the screen, there's nothing quite like a lurid C4 docco - they don't make enough of them for my liking, bring back the Living Dolls and Dogging Tales etc![]()
I'll have to catch up on thatMy favourite was the woman on the sex chat lines talking about her sloppy fanny while giving the kitchen a good clean.
There was a good one about a Swingers club on last week on C4. Wasn’t mocking either which was quite nice for once. In fact it all looked a bit boring.
The sex lines one was brilliant, the lady saying "oh god I'm cumming all over your cock" while perusing the fresh produce in Tesco 
I remember finding porn in BUSH. Who was going around leaving them around wooded areas?
I enjoyed that grim doc about the GAY SAUNA.

I’m having a SCROLL through Twitter![]()
What’s this?
IKR! And talk about MISSING THE POINT!I'm seeing quite a lot of PEARL CLUTCHING and WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN comments. Surely they should be in bed at this time on a school night.
I'm seeing quite a lot of PEARL CLUTCHING and WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN comments. Surely they should be in bed at this time on a school night.




I was jesting before but this place is seriously turning into FMForums.![]()

Showing feet (and octopus) but no cock?!![]()
