NEW EMOJI FRIDAY

[Soldi]

I’m dying from this hangover, someone come and look after me pls x

 

[octophone]

:emoji_champagne::emoji_champagne_glass::emoji_beer: = :emoji_skull:

 

[octophone]

Morning. Got out of bed a bit earlier because my bodyclock is completely shagged and I'm back at work on Monday. Feeling a bit bleh but needs must.

 

[SDF]

Hiya, this is me: :emoji_juggling:

a project I’m working on is supposed to close today, I’ve got to get something over to our external supplier for 5pm and oh yeah I’m moving all my shit tomorrow in to storage and desperately need to go through all my clothes and pick what I want to wear for the next couple of months

 

[Iguana]

Hiya, this is me: :emoji_juggling:

a project I’m working on is supposed to close today, I’ve got to get something over to our external supplier for 5pm and oh yeah I’m moving all my shit tomorrow in to storage and desperately need to go through all my clothes and pick what I want to wear for the next couple of months

SDF today at 5pm :emoji_dizzy_face::emoji_sleeping::emoji_wine_glass::emoji_wine_glass::emoji_wine_glass::emoji_wine_glass::emoji_wine_glass:

 

[ButterTart]

I’m dying from this hangover, someone come and look after me pls x

Drinking on a school night? :emoji_x:

 

[Soldi]

Drinking on a school night? :emoji_x:

It’s no lecture Friday :emoji_cartwheel:

 

[octophone]

I'm reading about Van Morrison's anti-lockdown songs.

"No more taking of our freedom / And our God given rights / Pretending it's for our safety / When it's really to enslave."

What an absolute wank.

 

[Kate]

I'm reading about Van Morrison's anti-lockdown songs.

"No more taking of our freedom / And our God given rights / Pretending it's for our safety / When it's really to enslave."

What an absolute wank.

:emoji_rolling_eyes::emoji_middle_finger:

 

[Kate]

Where's the CLOWN! I'm down with the Twitter leftists, I need the CLOWN

 

[Kate]

I'm thinking of making a Moopy emoji quiz.

 

[COB]

Where's the CLOWN! I'm down with the Twitter leftists, I need the CLOWN

What we REALLY need is a pigpoopballs.jpg emoji

 

[lolly]

First time on a train since lockdown. People seem to be observing masks more than on the bus.

 

[SDF]

SDF today at 5pm :emoji_dizzy_face::emoji_sleeping::emoji_wine_glass::emoji_wine_glass::emoji_wine_glass::emoji_wine_glass::emoji_wine_glass:

I’m already on my second glass x

 

[Kate]

Can someone younger than me tell me what :emoji_eye::emoji_lips::emoji_eye: means tho :emoji_older_woman:

 

[COB]

It's apparently going to be lovely here today and I have the day off, so I'm off to the park

 

[ButterTart]

I'm reading about Van Morrison's anti-lockdown songs.

"No more taking of our freedom / And our God given rights / Pretending it's for our safety / When it's really to enslave."

What an absolute wank.

Things Van Morrison is famous for:
1. Brown Eyed Girl
2. Having a name that sounds like his parents were massive fans of supermarket delivery services.

Note that ‘authority on viral infections’ doesn’t appear anywhere on that CV.

 

[Indie]

Can someone younger than me tell me what :emoji_eye::emoji_lips::emoji_eye: means tho :emoji_older_woman:

Nosejob.

And not in the plastic surgery sense.

 

[Indie]

Sorry, I forgot to add an emoji. Seems to be mandatory.

:emoji_unamused:

 

[Indie]

Oooh, we're only 75k posts from Moopy's FOUR MILLIONTH post. We might hit that before the end of the year.

 

[Soldi]

Oh god I posted my id last night didn’t I :emoji_astonished:

 

[COB]

It's too late, we have already stolen your identity and fed it into Bertha - soon we'll have a army of robot Soldis, ready to send the post count into the billions :emoji_robot:

 

[ButterTart]

Oooh, we're only 75k posts from Moopy's FOUR MILLIONTH post. We might hit that before the end of the year.

Depending on how well ASFM goes we might hit it by the end of this week.

 

[Iguana]

Oh god I posted my id last night didn’t I :emoji_astonished:

It was a CHOICE

 

[ButterTart]

@Indie When was our 3 millionth post made?

 

[ButterTart]

It was a CHOICE

I did wonder why everyone was slagging off his signature this morning.

 

[Mats]

Oh god I posted my id last night didn’t I :emoji_astonished:

at least it wasn't a DEATH CERTIFICATE*

*Moopstory reference

 

[rocketstail]

Things Van Morrison is famous for:
1. Brown Eyed Girl
2. Having a name that sounds like his parents were massive fans of supermarket delivery services.

Note that ‘authority on viral infections’ doesn’t appear anywhere on that CV.

Van Morrison CANCELLED. :emoji_x::emoji_thumbsdown:

 

[Soldi]

at least it wasn't a DEATH CERTIFICATE*

*Moopstory reference

:emoji_open_mouth:

Link pls

 

[vespertine]

My friend is always on about "Hey I'll get the chase, you bring the booze" or "You pay the gas, I'll bring the snacks", always giving herself the dramatically cheaper option. Cheeky bitch.

 

[octophone]

I did wonder why everyone was slagging off his signature this morning.

I took a screenshot:

 

[Iguana]

My friend is always on about "Hey I'll get the chase, you bring the booze" or "You pay the gas, I'll bring the snacks", always giving herself the dramatically cheaper option. Cheeky bitch.

You take SDF, I'll take Lucille

 

[SDF]

You take SDF, I'll take Lucille

I can't work out if this is SHADY OR NOT

 

[Indie]

@Indie When was our 3 millionth post made?

fuck knows.

 

[octophone]

fuck knows.

That's the spirit.

 

[Iguana]

I can't work out if this is SHADY OR NOT

:emoji_stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

 

[ButterTart]

You take SDF, I'll take Lucille

Poor Lucille, not even here to defend himself.

 

[ButterTart]

I took a screenshot:

That’s actually NEATER than I was expecting.

 

[Iguana]

Poor Lucille, not even here to defend himself.

Where IS she? She can't STILL be coming down?

 

[ButterTart]

Where IS she? She can't STILL be coming down?

I imagine he’s coming in every direction, not just down.
I know his life is probably a lot more sedate than we give him credit for, but I like to imagine that as we speak he’s chasing Turkish shopkeepers around a park to the Benny Hill song.