ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Bit egg-bound, bit grumpy. How’s everyone else?
Oof. I was on the Pepsi Max yesterday, I just can’t face a day of work if I’m even slightly hungover.Fuzzy. Beers turned into red wines and were then followed by some really large gins. Meh.
I've never heard of cataplexy, sounds bonkers.
Has she got anyone coming round to look after her, or are you staying on for a bit until she recovers?Posting from my mother's spare bedroom. She had a cataplexy attack on Friday, and fell hard, hitting her head. Seemed fine at first, but then admitted to hospital on Saturday afternoon with concussion. Lots of tests and scans, thankfully all normal. Home now, but still very weak, so I stayed with her last night.
I never lived in the flat where she is now, yet still being in her spare room is like being catapulted back 40 years.
Has she got anyone coming round to look after her, or are you staying on for a bit until she recovers?
Is she prone to stubbornly insisting she can manage or will she let you cook for her? I only ask because it’s a tradition of the women in my family to refuse assistance and have to be scraped up from the kitchen floor three times a day.I'll play it by ear. Now she's come to herself more today, I can tell she's already a bit better than yesterday. She's got her appetite back, but she's still a bit doddery on her feet so I wouldn't trust her in the kitchen bending around to get things out to cook. She is at least getting to the bathroom on her own, though.
Is she prone to stubbornly insisting she can manage or will she let you cook for her? I only ask because it’s a tradition of the women in my family to refuse assistance and have to be scraped up from the kitchen floor three times a day.

So she's actually pretty compliant and letting me do stuff. Which in a way is a good indicator, because I know as soon as she feels better, she will be getting up to do stuff herself.
I finished cleaning and posted the keys through the letterbox of my flat last night
it was a pretty sad, and doesn’t quite feel real yet, but I’m also so looking forward to lockdown in London![]()

In our office there are two of the staff with children at school. The one with the 5 year old had a text on Saturday to say a child in his "class bubble" has tested positive and the one with the 14 year old had a text yesterday saying one in her daughter's "bubble" has tested positive.
I’m in a Teams meeting with someone who keeps saying we need to design PACIFIC targets and PACIFICALLY measure performance.
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I was reading an article about how one selfish man who should have been isolating after his holiday is the cause for a lot of the cases in Bolton.
Where Pacifically in the Specific are you going Mrs D?I’m in a Teams meeting with someone who keeps saying we need to design PACIFIC targets and PACIFICALLY measure performance.
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By Day Four, you'll have finished all the alcohol and had to resort to cannibalism.It’s only day 2 of our self isolation and we’re finding supermarket sweep a bit too entertaining![]()

My Boss just asked me "What's that Moopy website you're always on"![]()
mortifying!My Boss just asked me "What's that Moopy website you're always on"![]()
Should we ask Indie to keep an eye on the new registrations?I said it was a "gay interest musical chat lounge" which actually ended the conversation.
I think I'd remember that, yesAn UNDERLING at my old firm once mentioned 'that forum you're always on'. I think I told him to mind his own business
Incidentally he shared @COB 's name but I don't BELIEVE it was COB

I don’t know why but I’m CONVINCED it’s someone on here because WHO ELSE would send my somethingI’ve had a MYSTERIOUS LETTER sent to me back home![]()

Was it COB Watkins? I know him, we used to go pheasant shooting together.An UNDERLING at my old firm once mentioned 'that forum you're always on'. I think I told him to mind his own business
Incidentally he shared @COB 's name but I don't BELIEVE it was COB