RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (2 Viewers)

[ZenGiraffe]

PETULANCE

PESTILENCE

 

[GNL]

OH THE RECIPE CALLS FOR 200G OF BUTTERNUT SQUASH? LET ME BUST OUT THE PNEUMATIC DRILL

 

[Nancy]

I ALWAYS FORGET HOW TO PRONOUNCE HYPERBOLE. WHEN I CAN’T REMEMBER, I HATE THE WORD. WHEN I REMEMBER, I LOVE IT.

 

[Zu]

So-called UNPARALLELED SONGWRITING TALANT Sia’s attempt to rhyme “future” and “with ya”.

I’d rather have that than CHANGE AND REARRANGE for the 4.092nd time

#teamsia

 

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I HATE PEELING AND CHOPPING UP BUTTERNUT SQUASH BTW

Half an hour of knife-sharpening ALWAYS certain to precede.

 

[Nancy]

THE EDINBURGH WOOLLEN MILL

 

[Tisch]

RESTAURANTS CHARGING +£2 FOR SWEET POTATO FRIES

 

[Zu]

MOCK THE WEEK

Although I’d still push my way to the front of the queue for one up the bum off Dara

 

[Whatevar]

Dara o fucking briain

 

[Nancy]

THE FACT THAT A BROACH THAT A WOMAN MIGHT WEAR ISN’T SPELT AS BROACH BUT IS IN FACT SPELT BROOCH. WHO THE FUCK KNEW?

 

[COB]

Dara o fucking briain

Never forget that he allegedly made a show of himself at LINDA SMITH'S FUNERAL by shamelessly touting TV execs for work.

 

[Lucille]

LAUNDRY

 

[Tisch]

Never forget that he allegedly made a show of himself at LINDA SMITH'S FUNERAL by shamelessly touting TV execs for work.

Didn't know this! Linda Smith was an actual goddess.

 

[octophone]

MOD ELECTIONS

 

[Lucille]

MYSELF IMMEDIATELY AFTER I CUM

 

[Zu]

THE FACT THAT A BROACH THAT A WOMAN MIGHT WEAR ISN’T SPELT AS BROACH BUT IS IN FACT SPELT BROOCH. WHO THE FUCK KNEW?

I DID

Although I grant you that it’s SPELLING LUNACY

 

[octophone]

MYSELF IMMEDIATELY AFTER I CUM

Ah, "le petit mort".

 

[Nancy]

BROOCH IS SPELT LIKE A PRUE AND TRUDE PRONUNCIATION

 

[big ron]

NOT HAVING ANY KET IN

 

[octophone]

HAVING ALL OF BIG RON'S KET

 

[Penelope]

ONLY HAVING SOME KET IN BUT NOT ENOUGH TO BE WORTH STARTING ON IT

 

[Nancy]

BEING A RECOVERING ADDICT AND WANTING SOMETHING SO BAD BUT KNOW THAT IF I EVER TOUCH THE SMALLEST AMOUNT AGAIN I WILL NEVER STOP LIKE DAVINA MCCALL WITH HER HEROIN ADDICTION

 

[GNL]

I ALWAYS FORGET HOW TO PRONOUNCE HYPERBOLE. WHEN I CAN’T REMEMBER, I HATE THE WORD. WHEN I REMEMBER, I LOVE IT.

HAVING NO HYPERBOWL TO HIDE BEHIND

 

[Tisch]

NATALIE BEDINGFORD

 

[Nancy]

ZOOM BEING STOLEN FROM THE METH ADDICTED GAYS AND BROUGHT INTO THE MAINSTREAM. WORSE THAN THE APPROPRIATION OF THE RAINBOW FOR THE NHS.

 

[Tisch]

ZOOMS THAT END AFTER 40 MINUTES AND WHEN YOU LOG BACK IN PEOPLE CANT REALLY BE BOTHERED. (A thing back in April anyway)

 

[Lucille]

SOCIALISING ON ZOOM.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

IF I WERE A TOY

 

[Tisch]

SOCIALISING ON ZOOM.

ACTUALLY ME TOO.

 

[Lucille]

MOVING HOUSE

 

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ZOOM BEING STOLEN FROM THE METH ADDICTED GAYS AND BROUGHT INTO THE MAINSTREAM. WORSE THAN THE APPROPRIATION OF THE RAINBOW FOR THE NHS.

Wait what, Zoom was a METH GAY thing..? (?!)

 

[Cloud]

myself

ONION ON PIZZAS. Replace it with something that BELONGS on a pizza, like PINEAPPLE

 

[Penelope]

Wait what, Zoom was a METH GAY thing..? (?!)

Yes! They used to get off their heads and do live videos of them smushing each others bits into them

 

[SystemAddict]

I’d rather have that than CHANGE AND REARRANGE for the 4.092nd time

#teamsia

I'd rather have CHANGE AND REARRANGE than HEART AND APART as featured in noted SANDRA b-side TWO LOVERS TONIGHT.

#team911

 

[Mats]

SHIT COKE

 

[Zu]

I'd rather have CHANGE AND REARRANGE than HEART AND APART as featured in noted SANDRA b-side TWO LOVERS TONIGHT.

#team911

i’ll hear nothing said against our GERMAN QUEEN. Also, the writers was FOREIGN

#teamcretu

 

[RS]

SHIT LIKE BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS AND PUMPKINSPICE LATTES incl ALL THE MEMES ABOUT SUCH STUPIDITIES

 

[Zu]

CARING FAR TOO MUCH ABOUT THE OUTCOMES OF INTERWEB-BASED IN-LOUNGE ELECTIONS

 

[Zu]

STARBUCKS AND THAT PLACE DOWN THE ROAD CALLED THE HAGGERSTON PERK CAFÉ WHICH HAS HOPEFULLY BURNT DOWN OVERNIGHT

 

[Jark]

When people's pets JUMP on you.

CATS WHO REFUSE TO JUMP ON YOU. LIKE HAVE YOU GOT SOMETHING BETTER TO BE DOING?!