HOW TALL ARE YOU?

[Nancy]

I’LL RAISE YOU AN EXTRA INCH

 

[GNL]

WHAT ABOUT SHORT MEN WITH BIG COCKS?

Just an optical illusion.

 

[Nancy]

Just an optical illusion.

HOW DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR KYLIE?

 

[Iguana]

If we’re being that specific, I raise you 5 ft 7 and THREE QUARTERS.

Could I borrow a quarter sometime? Please? :emoji_confounded:

 

[lolly]

HOW DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR KYLIE?

All cock, no balls

 

[win_the_game]

Could I borrow a quarter sometime? Please? :emoji_confounded:

Sorry I need every quarter inch I can get.

 

[ButterTart]

6'3" Dyspraxia plus an insane growth spurt in my early teens led to all manner of comical physical mishaps.

 

[octophone]

Bastards, wish I was 5ft 7.

 

[SDF]

5’10

Common as muck x

 

[Rita]

5’6 without heels.

 

[Nancy]

5’10

Common as muck x

IS THAT THE DIAMETER OF YOUR HOLE?

 

[vespertine]

5'10"

 

[Star]

5'10"

Height darling, not cock size x

 

[AlgoAlex]

Height darling, not cock size x

Oh I’ve missed your filth

 

[SDF]

IS THAT THE DIAMETER OF YOUR HOLE?

no that’s wider x

 

[Dark Carnival]

SPEAK IN METERS I DONT UNDERSTAND

 

[Dark Carnival]

5’9

Are you taller than me?

 

[Soldi]

 

[Soldi]

DC I’m shorter thank you (maybe)!!!111

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m 1m78 someone TRANSLATE PLEASE

 

[Lucille]

Are you taller than me?

172?

 

[Lucille]

OH THANK GOD FOR THAT.

 

[Soldi]

I’m 1m78 someone TRANSLATE PLEASE

Wait am I actually taller than you?

AH BLESS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

172?

Oh I’m taller

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m 1m78 someone TRANSLATE PLEASE

We're the same height!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wait am I actually taller than you?

AH BLESS!

FUCK YOU

 

[Soldi]

FUCK YOU

Wait, looking back I think Lucille is slightly taller than me

CRISIS AVERTED

 

[Nancy]

IT’S ALL POUNDS, SHILLINGS AND PENCE TO ME

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wait, looking back I think Lucille is slightly taller than me

CRISIS AVERTED

GOOD!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

IT’S ALL POUNDS, SHILLINGS AND PENCE TO ME

Bitch please.

Denarius

 

[Soldi]

GOOD!

It’s not like you’d ever shag me so it doesn’t matter babes! :emoji_kissing_heart:

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s not like you’d ever shag me so it doesn’t matter babes! :emoji_kissing_heart:

I still need to know I dom my bottoms!

 

[Soldi]

I still need to know I dom my bottoms!

Well u can dom me any day of the week bbz etc etc xx

 

[Whatevar]

6’3”

 

[AlgoAlex]

Well u can dom me any day of the week bbz etc etc xx

MAKE IT STOP

 

[Soldi]

MAKE IT STOP

Omg I was joking

 

[Nancy]

Omg I was joking

I’LL LOOK AFTER YOU

 

[OutSynk]

176 cm thanks

 

[octophone]

IT’S ALL POUNDS, SHILLINGS AND PENCE TO ME

The new money, you know...

 

[RS]

178 cm.

None of this Imperial nonsense please, it's 2020.

THANK YOU