HOW TALL ARE YOU?

[Tisch]

5'7 or 170cm

I'm fun-size

 

[COB]

I'm so glad there are plenty of fellow shorties here

 

[Zu]

All this HOT HEIGHT CHAT has got me thinking about the height above which you can reasonably expect to find a jumbo sausage lurking in the pantry and I would say 6’5”+

 

[Zu]

5’6” is actually my IDEAL HEIGHT and in any case I’m more of a hair than cock queen, if forced to choose between the two. I’ve done TALL and all the LOOKING UP is exhausting for the neck

 

[COB]

5’6” is actually my IDEAL HEIGHT and in any case I’m more of a hair than cock queen, if forced to choose between the two. I’ve done TALL and all the LOOKING UP is exhausting for the neck

Not this post currently being liked by two of the exactly 5'6" posters! Let's add @Kate for a hat trick :emoji_smirk_cat:

 

[ButterTart]

1'90, no idea how many feet that is.

6'2"

 

[ButterTart]

In light of the revelations in this thread, I think we know what the Moopy book club should cover next.

 

[Star]

I think I'm actually the smallest on here

 

[Cerro de Casa]

6'

 

[Tisch]

In light of the revelations in this thread, I think we know what the Moopy book club should cover next.

I was thinking more

 

[AlgoAlex]

I was thinking more

How long are your arms thread NOW

 

[Zu]

@Lume to confirm HEIGHT AND GIRTH for the purposes of my spreadsheet please

 

[Iguana]

Can some of us have a booster seat at the dreaded MoopMeet? I don't want to strain my neck

 

[COB]

It's probably already been said in here, but -

You know what they say about SMALL BOYS

 

[Soldi]

@ButterTart exclusive first moopmeet teaser meeting @Soldi

I’m taller than you!

 

[Zu]

Can some of us have a booster seat at the dreaded MoopMeet? I don't want to strain my neck

I’ll order some special chairs at the venue for the TINIES

 

[ButterTart]

How long are your arms thread NOW

I do actually refer to myself as having Mr Tickle arms, normally when strangers in the supermarket want to use my freakish height to get something from the back of the top shelf.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t we just put them in a BALL PIT?

 

[Sheena]

I was thinking more

My friends call me a mixture of Mr Tickle and Spaghetti Arms when I’ve done drugs as I get so lovey and want cuddles off everyone

 

[Sheena]

I quite like Spaghetti Arms, I must confess.

 

[Tisch]

My friends call me a mixture of Mr Tickle and Spaghetti Arms when I’ve done drugs as I get so lovey and want cuddles off everyone

I don't remember THAT chapter!

 

[Diddy]

I’m taller than you!

But you are a boychild! It wasn’t a height thing I was going for

 

[Star]

Can some of us have a booster seat at the dreaded MoopMeet? I don't want to strain my neck

I just used to get @Sheena to give me a piggy back at meets.

 

[Iguana]

I just used to get @Sheena to give me a piggy back at meets.

I want @ButterTart to give me one

 

[Iguana]

 

[Sheena]

I just used to get @Sheena to give me a piggy back at meets.

What am I, the Moopy PACKHORSE?

 

[COB]

Better that than the Moopy SLAMPIG

(Or is it?)

 

[Sheena]

Better that than the Moopy SLAMPIG

(Or is it?)

Who IS that these days?

 

[SDF]

What am I, the Moopy PACKHORSE?

no, that’s Joey. x

 

[Lume]

It's probably already been said in here, but -

You know what they say about SMALL BOYS

178 cm and 110 kg. Translate that as FAT.

 

[Mats]

does @ZenGiraffe have CONTINENTAL BACKGROUND what with his penchant for metrics?

I'm 180cm and wouldn't mind a couple more really

 

[AlgoAlex]

does @ZenGiraffe have CONTINENTAL BACKGROUND what with his penchant for metrics?

I'm 180cm and wouldn't mind a couple more really

It’s lucky he lives north if the border or he’d have been deported by now !

 

[ZenGiraffe]

does @ZenGiraffe have CONTINENTAL BACKGROUND what with his penchant for metrics?

I'm 180cm and wouldn't mind a couple more really

No, I'm just YOUNG

 

[win_the_game]

5’6” is actually my IDEAL HEIGHT and in any case I’m more of a hair than cock queen, if forced to choose between the two. I’ve done TALL and all the LOOKING UP is exhausting for the neck

Bob Hoskins would have been perfect for you. 5’6 and a hairy back.

 

[Lucille]

OH DON’T GET HER STARTED ON BOB HOSKINS!

 

[lolly]

OH DON’T GET HER STARTED ON BOB HOSKINS!

Now Zu will be 'taking herself out to lunch'

 

[Zu]

It's been years since I last felt tall. Who knew Moopy had so many pocket gays?

I knew, because I was involved in the refurbishment of the DWAVS ANNEXE

 

[Zu]

Bob Hoskins would have been perfect for you. 5’6 and a hairy back.

EXACTLY

 

[Lucille]

 

[Zu]

An easy LIKE there. Bob UP!