BEST MOOPY QUOTES

[COB]

On the subject of @COB, "We have an ASDA" has been a recent fave.

I'm glad people appreciate my slightly more low key than some ASDA related humour!

 

[Zu]

Without wishing to trigger the Heart Shaped Hole PTSD...

COME ON YOU DEAD EYED CUNT GIVE US YOUR VOX

 

[Tisch]

‘I BELIEVE KALA IS EVIL’ - the truly iconic untitled.

I'm so gutted Untitled has been deleted and we can't find his posts any more

 

[GNL]

I'm so gutted Untitled has been deleted and we can't find his posts any more

He was a COMIC GENIUS. Unappreciated in his time.

 

[Logic?]

I was also a fan of Untitled tbh. Some of the posts were golden. Was he banned?

 

[Tisch]

I was also a fan of Untitled tbh. Some of the posts were golden. Was he banned?

His posts were deleted I think. No bouncy castle cunt story for you!

 

[GNL]

I hope my dramatic reading of bouncy castle cunt wasn't what prompted him to delete himself from Moopy

 

[AlgoAlex]

This thread title couldn't be more APT if it tried.

I completely outdid myself last night, I got so drunk and went to a gorgeous house party... swimming pool, tennis court, indoor cinema etc. Yep, it was ALL THERE. However, my party experience was cut short by the fact that I drunkenly called a young girl a cunt. I'm so ashamed.

She was about 11. She absolutely didn't deserve it, I was just unbelievably drunk and I am ashamed of myself. Totally beating myself up about it... if I knew the family personally I'd apologize but I don't really know them.

I've sent a message to the family saying this:

Hello, I was at your party last night and said a something disgusting which I very much regret. I hope you accept my apology and realize that this was not a true representation of my personality and it was entirely the alcohol talking. I honestly feel ashamed of myself and can only profusely apologize in the hope that you accept it. I hope you all had a great night x

@Tisch

 

[Tisch]

@Tisch

There is a special place in Hornchurch heaven for you love. X

 

[AlgoAlex]

There is a special place in Hornchurch heaven for you love. X

Ooh HORNCHURCH IS A PLACE ON EARTH
Can’t wait to experience the Horn

 

[Penelope]

! at "she absolutely didn't deserve it"

 

[Tisch]

Ooh HORNCHURCH IS A PLACE ON EARTH
Can’t wait to experience the Horn

Literally what all the guys on Gaydar used to say

 

[Frozen]

After being resurrected in that voice recordings thread, that VoR dildo story is a classic.

 

[VoR]

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who finds it particularly funny, but I honestly think about this exchange at least once a month.

Joe had the most beautiful eyes and the best smile. He told me he liked me because I was funny...

Girl needs to learn to READ THE SIGNS

 

[AlgoAlex]

Literally what all the guys on Gaydar used to say

I’m nothing if not original

 

[octophone]

untitled asked for his account to be deleted and, given his reasons, we agreed.

 

[Penelope]

Oooh a PADDED BAG

 

[OutSynk]

Kala I hope your next shite is a hedgehog for making me take part in this SHAM. The rest of you can DROP DEAD.

 

[OutSynk]

Incredible first post in the midst of the Mariah pandemic.

Hi I am new here. WTF is this place?

 

[Penelope]

With reference to Lili & Susie

Lynn, I want you to head down to Sol Dangerfield's casting agency and get me two forty year-old scorchers - and DO USE THAT WORD.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

With reference to Lili & Susie

I died and never recovered.