RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (1 Viewer)

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@jivafox :tongueout:

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I'm gonna go with tits. I've got a cock; they're fun for a bit but the novelty quickly wears off.

Well we’ve all got tits in some shape or form. Also, two cocks are better than one. EVERYONE HERE TO CONFIRM
 
BUYING NEW SHELVES AND LAMPS AND SUCH BUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO DRILL THINGS TO THE WALL AND NEITHER THE TOOLS TO DO IT WITH AND HAVING TO WAIT DAYS FOR YOUR MASC FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS TO DO IT FOR YOU.
 
I honestly don’t know why I’d bother asking. I should hire someone to just do it for me but I don’t really know who and where and I’m too lazy to search for such someone.
 
I mean seriously, why the fuck does everything has to be so fucking impossible?!
 
BUYING NEW SHELVES AND LAMPS AND SUCH BUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO DRILL THINGS TO THE WALL AND NEITHER THE TOOLS TO DO IT WITH AND HAVING TO WAIT DAYS FOR YOUR MASC FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS TO DO IT FOR YOU.

Even though I am obviously VERY MASC, I hate all this lark. I do like an IKEA flatpack but anything to do with a drill freaks me out as I’m scared it’ll go out of control and have my eye out
 
okay okay I'll help you out

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NO THANKS! :D

Fact is, I was so impatient the other day, I ended up asking one questionanly handy friend with a drill. It turned out his drill wasn’t powerful enough for my hard tight concrete wall and the hole he tried to drill was not where it was supposed to be. :evil:


We ended up fucking so at least I got something out of it, but you know the shelves are still there in the middle of the LOUNGE waiting for someone to get them up on the wall.
 
Even though I am obviously VERY MASC, I hate all this lark. I do like an IKEA flatpack but anything to do with a drill freaks me out as I’m scared it’ll go out of control and have my eye out

At least then you could sport a fetching eye patch to add an extra level of MYSTIQUE to your ENSEMBLE DU JOUR.
 
Even though I am obviously VERY MASC, I hate all this lark. I do like an IKEA flatpack but anything to do with a drill freaks me out as I’m scared it’ll go out of control and have my eye out

Exactly and you know, I’d rather have someone’s eye out than ruin my brand new wall (which is exactly what happened).
 
My walls are notoriously hard to penetrate I KNOW WHO KNEW so drilling is a nightmare anyway. I swear they’re made of reinforced concrete
 
What’s even worse is that I’m getting three more shelves/cupboards (why is there not a good English word for this category of furniture?) in two weeks and they will be even more of a hell to get up.
 
My walls are notoriously hard to penetrate I KNOW WHO KNEW so drilling is a nightmare anyway. I swear they’re made of reinforced concrete
SAME. I can hang a picture fine but I can't do a thing on these walls. They're so hard the drill ends up pinging off and going everywhere. I just use those velcro strips now.
 
I honestly don’t know why I’d bother asking. I should hire someone to just do it for me but I don’t really know who and where and I’m too lazy to search for such someone.
I have a friend who got someone in just to install a toilet roll holder. There are ODD JOB apps where you can get people in. Like Grindr but without the sex (probably)
 
Really considering this. Fuck trying to do things on your own (ie relying on people you know).
 

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