THAT’S NOT WITH SEX, LET ME JUST ADDOur Nance has a BLINK AND YOU’LL MISS IT policy! KEEP UP!
THAT’S NOT WITH SEX, LET ME JUST ADDOur Nance has a BLINK AND YOU’LL MISS IT policy! KEEP UP!
I don't think I've ever even received a PM
Unless VoR saying "thanks" for my Eurovision votes counts![]()
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“THANKS”I’d try to but your big cocks in itWATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
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Hang on loveI don't think I've ever even received a PM
Unless VoR saying "thanks" for my Eurovision votes counts![]()
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Why is it a 635 on the Jark scale ?WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
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QUEEN!OH WAIT I LIE, I got a PM from somebody called ford4585 entitled Chào bạn wurstQUEEN!

oh but that was a CLASSICOH WAIT I LIE, I got a PM from somebody called ford4585 entitled Chào bạn wurstQUEEN!
I’d try to but your big cocks in it![]()
Why is it a 635 on the Jark scale ?
HOW MANY INCHES?It’ll be my stiletto up your ARSE if I get any more of this nonsense.
Someone CHOP HIS HANDS OFF! Keep him away from the BUTTONS!
I'm gonna go with tits. I've got a cock; they're fun for a bit but the novelty quickly wears off.
MICK HUCKNALL.
It’ll be my stiletto up your ARSE if I get any more of this nonsense.
I mean seriously, why the fuck does everything has to be so fucking impossible?!
BUYING NEW SHELVES AND LAMPS AND SUCH BUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO DRILL THINGS TO THE WALL AND NEITHER THE TOOLS TO DO IT WITH AND HAVING TO WAIT DAYS FOR YOUR MASC FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS TO DO IT FOR YOU.
okay okay I'll help you out
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Even though I am obviously VERY MASC, I hate all this lark. I do like an IKEA flatpack but anything to do with a drill freaks me out as I’m scared it’ll go out of control and have my eye out
Even though I am obviously VERY MASC, I hate all this lark. I do like an IKEA flatpack but anything to do with a drill freaks me out as I’m scared it’ll go out of control and have my eye out
SAME. I can hang a picture fine but I can't do a thing on these walls. They're so hard the drill ends up pinging off and going everywhere. I just use those velcro strips now.My walls are notoriously hard to penetrate I KNOW WHO KNEW so drilling is a nightmare anyway. I swear they’re made of reinforced concrete
I have a friend who got someone in just to install a toilet roll holder. There are ODD JOB apps where you can get people in. Like Grindr but without the sex (probably)I honestly don’t know why I’d bother asking. I should hire someone to just do it for me but I don’t really know who and where and I’m too lazy to search for such someone.