What are your hang-ups?

I think I had about 700 unread work emails before I went off. Adopting a policy of 'if it's important they will email again' is the only way of surviving a stream of unnecessary shit, isn’t it?
I prefer the delete button personally! A shift+delete at that. Nothing ever touches my recycle bin.
 
I have to say that I have heard the bleat of I GET SO MANY EMAILS I CAN’T READ THEM ALL once too often from one of my clients. TRY HARDER!

Or alternatively, do something about your pathetic TELL TALE TIT CC CULTURE God I can’t STAND that
 
I have to say that I have heard the bleat of I GET SO MANY EMAILS I CAN’T READ THEM ALL once too often from one of my clients. TRY HARDER!

Or alternatively, do something about your pathetic TELL TALE TIT CC CULTURE
THIS!!! It literally takes me about 3 seconds to decide if an email is worth keeping and reading later, or deleting. That's 35 minutes to go through 700 emails.

USE YOUR TIME BETTER

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I was shocked when I was using a friend’s phone fairly recently and she not only had like tens of web browser windows open, but that she didn’t even know about turning off apps in the background. :o

I personally wouldn’t even dream of turning my screen off without turning all apps off.
 
I have to leave emails in the main inbox. Our tech is such (crap) that I don't have access to sub folders when I'm out of the office.
 
I was shocked when I was using a friend’s phone fairly recently and she not only had like tens of web browser windows open, but that she didn’t even know about turning off apps in the background. :o

I personally wouldn’t even dream of turning my screen off without turning all apps off.
Quite frankly who DOESN’T shut of all the apps before locking their phone? (Other than your friend obvs)
 
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THIS!!! It literally takes me about 3 seconds to decide if an email is worth keeping and reading later, or deleting. That's 35 minutes to go through 700 emails.

USE YOUR TIME BETTER

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:D
 
Quite frankly who DOESN’T shut of all the apps before locking their phone? (Other than your friend obvs)

Or even worse, people who leave doors open ajar, or lamps or tvs turned on even when no one is in the room.
 
THIS!!! It literally takes me about 3 seconds to decide if an email is worth keeping and reading later, or deleting. That's 35 minutes to go through 700 emails.

USE YOUR TIME BETTER

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But a number on a screen doesn't bother me, so that's 35 minutes I could spend in the disabled toilet.
 
I keep getting BACKUP YOUR IPHONE notifications that never seem to shift even when I open the settings :(

And I ain’t paying for extra space
 
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I can't have unread e-mails in my inbox, or indexed folders.

if I have unread e-mails in my deleted box, then that's fine.
 
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But a number on a screen doesn't bother me, so that's 35 minutes I could spend in the disabled toilet.
It bothers me! :D Though I totally like the sound of 35 mins in a disabled loo as well.

(P.S. FYI I wasn't aiming my post at you, but I realised afterwards I used the same number as you did, but that was unintentional - it was just at the top of my head :D)
 
I often notice @Iguana unlocks his phone and it goes straight to an app (normally MOOPY) rather than his homescreen. :eyes:


I mean sometimes it happens to me when I have a wank and tidy as I am, I have to take care of the consequenses of said activity... it happens that I forget to turn tumblr or whatever off... and then a bit later I’m somewhere else and unlock my phone and there’s a pic of a prolapsed hole or a pissfucking video. :(
 
I mean sometimes it happens to me when I have a wank and tidy as I am, I have to take care of the consequenses of said activity... it happens that I forget to turn tumblr or whatever off... and then a bit later I’m somewhere else and unlock my phone and there’s a pic of a prolapsed hole or a pissfucking video. :(
Oh not PROLAPSE PORN :zombie:
 
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I mean sometimes it happens to me when I have a wank and tidy as I am, I have to take care of the consequenses of said activity... it happens that I forget to turn tumblr or whatever off... and then a bit later I’m somewhere else and unlock my phone and there’s a pic of a prolapsed hole or a pissfucking video. :(
Iguana was giving me a little piano rendition the other day and I opened my tablet to LARGE CUMMING SOUNDS. :D
 
I’m in a Teams meeting now and some people have their cams on and I can’t believe the mess they live in. I don’t know how people 1) can live in such dumps and 2) don’t even feel ashamed to show it off to strangers.
 
I’m also happy to report no MURDERERS or DARK CARNIVALS crawled out of the wardrobe overnight :)
 
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I’m in a Teams meeting now and some people have their cams on and I can’t believe the mess they live in. I don’t know how people 1) can live in such dumps and 2) don’t even feel ashamed to show it off to strangers.
I have become a master at tidying just the section of my home that will be on camera thank you very much.
 
It bothers me! :D Though I totally like the sound of 35 mins in a disabled loo as well.

(P.S. FYI I wasn't aiming my post at you, but I realised afterwards I used the same number as you did, but that was unintentional - it was just at the top of my head :D)

I'm totally not bothered by it. Do you want my outlook login to give it a going over?
 
I’m in a Teams meeting now and some people have their cams on and I can’t believe the mess they live in. I don’t know how people 1) can live in such dumps and 2) don’t even feel ashamed to show it off to strangers.

I’d at least have a LITTLE TIDY
 
VILE. Nothing worse than when you’re flicking through a lovely gallery or selection of lovely videos, only to be confronted with a whacking great PROLAPSE

:evil:

Well, I just gave an example. More realistically it’s mostly K9 and incest porn.
 
I prefer the delete button personally! A shift+delete at that. Nothing ever touches my recycle bin.
It’s not HARD. I as soon as an important email comes in to be dealt with there are usually 5 that come along with it that are just mailing list updates or even worse, Yammer posts. A quick Shift+Del for all of those in a few seconds and the Inbox is clear.
 
lolz my flat would give some of you an aneurysm

Are you that level of posh where you take a certain level of pride in your house being COVERED IN DUST and FILTH. I do find a spotless abode CLOYINGLY MIDDLE CLASS.
 
Are you that level of posh where you take a certain level of pride in your house being COVERED IN DUST and FILTH. I do find a spotless abode CLOYINGLY MIDDLE CLASS.

This is so true!
 
I do think there’s nothing worse than when you’ve forgotten to close your apps and you turn on your phone on public transport to be confronted with someone being rear ended by a horse or XXX dead baby incest pics
 

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