Friday kills all the birds

[Lucille]

MORNING MOOPY.

I’ve been awake since half 6 for no reason at all.

 

[Lucille]

Gonna make a pineapple upside down cake today.

 

[floppet]

The dog had a poorly tummy during the night and left a brown liquid present in the kitchen (thankfully on the lino) so I came down the stairs to an increasing stink that made me start retching before I got to the bottom and made me retch so much for twenty minutes whilst cleaning it up that my nose started to bleed.

Happy Friday!

 

[Mats]

thanks for sharing with the group, Floppet

BACK TO CAKE TALK

 

[ButterTart]

The dog had a poorly tummy during the night and left a brown liquid present in the kitchen (thankfully on the lino) so I came down the stairs to an increasing stink that made me start retching before I got to the bottom and made me retch so much for twenty minutes whilst cleaning it up that my nose started to bleed.

Happy Friday!

It sounds awful but the escalating horror of it really tickled me.

 

[Dark Carnival]

MORNING MOOPY.

I’ve been awake since half 6 for no reason at all.

ME TOO. SO ANGRY.

 

[Lucille]

I refuse to get out of bed till 10 so not sure what I’m meant to do for the next two hours. Yes I’ve already had a wank.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Re - birds, DESERVED.

 

[Mats]

I refuse to get out of bed till 10 so not sure what I’m meant to do for the next two hours. Yes I’ve already had a wank.

Mr M came home AN HOUR AGO so I had to flee the bedroom. it's such bliss working from home when you live with a common brute

 

[Mats]

I don't think I've ever had pineapple cake. now I love me some Hawaii pizza but I'm not sure I'm up for it in a cake...

 

[Lucille]

YUM!

 

[Mats]

EYES

 

[Iguana]

Rita and Floppet's dogs sound like a match made in heaven!

 

[Lucille]

Does anyone have a spare £6 million they could give me as the Big Breakfast house is up for sale and I NEED IT.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/propert...XbISZA71-SCSCQjga1bSrBeMuWVkYznnDxDNx28fb60#/

 

[Ellie]

Does anyone have a spare £6 million they could give me as the Big Breakfast house is up for sale and I NEED IT.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/propert...XbISZA71-SCSCQjga1bSrBeMuWVkYznnDxDNx28fb60#/

2 Lock Keepers Cottages
Old Ford Lock
London
E3 2NN

Didn’t even need to look it up.

 

[Tisch]

YUM!

Looks MOIST

 

[Mats]

Does anyone have a spare £6 million they could give me as the Big Breakfast house is up for sale and I NEED IT.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/propert...XbISZA71-SCSCQjga1bSrBeMuWVkYznnDxDNx28fb60#/

what ghastly kitchen fronts

 

[Mats]

THE BEDROOM MOSQUITO NET!

 

[big ron]

I have to record a demo of our software today for people to follow. I'm on take 223209434

 

[Rachey]

Why are the general public such fucking arseholes

 

[Cloud]

If you thought you were having a bad day, a quick look at Floppet's morning soon puts it into perspective

Done for the week, now to do NOTHING and wish the hours away until beer o'clock

 

[Lucille]

Omg my landlord is over and is cleaning out the spare room which the flatmate left in a state and he found a hyperdermic needle, he was a junkie! That explains A LOT. He still hasn’t returned his keys so we’re changing the locks as I don’t really want an ACTUAL MURDERER with a drug addiction having access to my flat. Pray for Lucy!!!

 

[Kate]

Good lord

Extra glad you never fucked him now, eh?

 

[Lucille]

When I asked for the keys back he blocked me on WhatsApp and Instagram! What a lunatic!

 

[win_the_game]

YUM!

Shouldn’t that be in the thread for 1970s food horrors?

 

[Kate]

HAS THE LOCKSMITH BEEN YET LUCILLE

 

[Kate]

We also need a @Rita DEAD RABBIT update.

 

[Nancy]

WHAT’S YOUR ADDRESS? I’LL COME OVER. SAFETY IN NUMBERS.

 

[Iguana]

Omg my landlord is over and is cleaning out the spare room which the flatmate left in a state and he found a hyperdermic needle, he was a junkie! That explains A LOT. He still hasn’t returned his keys so we’re changing the locks as I don’t really want an ACTUAL MURDERER with a drug addiction having access to my flat. Pray for Lucy!!!

Hang on, I thought YOU were a junkie?

 

[ButterTart]

Omg my landlord is over and is cleaning out the spare room which the flatmate left in a state and he found a hyperdermic needle, he was a junkie! That explains A LOT. He still hasn’t returned his keys so we’re changing the locks as I don’t really want an ACTUAL MURDERER with a drug addiction having access to my flat. Pray for Lucy!!!

Like this post if ASFM brought you here.

 

[Iguana]

I'm still not 100% convinced this whole thing isn't just in Lucy's drug-addled imagination

 

[Nancy]

Hang on, I thought YOU were a junkie?

JUNKIE MEANS NEEDLES

 

[ButterTart]

@Lucille what’s the bit about him being a murderer as well? I must have missed that revelation.

 

[RS]

Was he hot?

 

[Lucille]

I’m not a JUNKIE, I just like a bit of COKE now and AGAIN. I don’t SHOOT UP.

 

[Nancy]

IF I WAS TO BLOW COCAINE UP LUCILLE’S HOLE USING THE PLASTIC TUBE OF A BIRO, THAT WOULDN’T MAKE HIM A JUNKIE

 

[RS]

@Lucille what’s the bit about him being a murderer as well? I must have missed that revelation.

Don’t you know, everyone is a murderer nowadays.

 

[Lucille]

@Lucille what’s the bit about him being a murderer as well? I must have missed that revelation.

He was in the army for 10 years, so he’s KILLED.

 

[RS]

He was in the army for 10 years, so he’s KILLED.

HOT

 

[Nancy]

DAD’S ARMY