COB's Creepers #2 - The Lair of the White Worm (Sunday 25th October, 9pm)

[Raining on Me]

!!

 

[ButterTart]

Peter Capaldi sounds like he's putting this accent on. I've not heard a Scottish person fail to sound convincingly Scottish this egregiously since Lulu.

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck's she doing up that tree the daft bitch?

 

[COB]

Fuck's she doing up that tree the daft bitch?

Looking for a lost kitten of course!

 

[jivafox]

I could well believe she was just getting the lines WRONG.

 

[Raining on Me]

I love how the cross/blood/nun sequences are a combination of a standard Lady Gaga video and a French and Saunders sketch

 

[ButterTart]

I'm getting nervous about that giant pointy dildo. If that's going up Eve's snoot I don't know if I want to see it.

 

[COB]

"She doesn't go to church or any of that, but she's QUITE RELIGIOUS is our Eve"

 

[Raining on Me]

Really hating myself for fancying Hugh fucking Grant in this to be honest

 

[ButterTart]

She said make it CONVINCING, not like you're reading off an autocue which is randomly changing speed every other second.

 

[jivafox]

Those speakers

 

[Lucille]

I’d love a DEEP DIVE in that trunk of MOROCCAN VINYL.

 

[COB]

This scene is just un-fucking-believable

 

[jivafox]

Madame emerging from her basket!!!!

 

[COB]

The basket!!!

 

[Raining on Me]

Amanda in the basket!

I really am dead now

 

[Lucille]

Just when you think she can’t get MORE FABULOUS

 

[jivafox]

These outfits need a museum exhibition YESTERDAY

 

[jivafox]

If this wasn’t a sync watch I’d have gone back to rewatch so many moments by now.

 

[COB]

Aaaarrrgh!

 

[jivafox]

The hallucinations are giving me LIFE! MORE!

 

[COB]

Peters is delivering all his lines like such a pervert.

 

[COB]

Oh LOL

 

[ButterTart]

The basket!

All I'm thinking now is how much fun Lady Sylvia would be to play as in a horror characters fighting game.

 

[jivafox]

SO MASC.

 

[jivafox]

So out of breath after swinging a sword once.

 

[COB]

I do love how Bram Stoker was clearly like "so we've done bats, what about... SNAKES?"

 

[COB]

I do feel some sympathy for poor Mary, despite how clearly RUBBISH she is.

 

[jivafox]

Quite the HICKY

 

[Lucille]

Does she not have a POLO NECK?

 

[COB]

Does she not have a POLO NECK?

Hadn't been invented yet

 

[Lucille]

WHY ARE THE CARS SO TINY?!?

 

[Raining on Me]

"Your mother, well, fatally wounded"

"Yes yes, but what about JAMES?"

 

[COB]

Love the idea of the police doing CARPOOLS.

 

[COB]

DP

 

[COB]

 

[Raining on Me]

Did she just lap the entire estate before the police guy gave chase?

 

[jivafox]

I refuse to believe this scene was in the novel.

 

[COB]

NB it is not mandatory for a Scotsman to wear this tartan scarf thing before playing the bagpipes.

 

[jivafox]

Finally his eyes are both pointing the same direction.