US Election Week Results 2020

[Madison]

The Maricopa news is good. Trump isn’t hitting the margin needed for Arizona.

 

[Eddie]

At the risk of coming across as condescending , I really do hope that some of our resident stress queens can finally have a decent night's sleep because I think this week has been a very stressful one for everyone.

OMF ( @funky ) found cowering in the corner.

 

[Eddie]

I know they've been ON AIR for something like 72 hours but the longer the CNN team are on screen the more sheen their presentation loses.

Poor luvs.

 

[win_the_game]

Biden doesn't need AZ anymore.

But I do if my prediction of 306 electoral votes is to be correct. I'd quite like bragging rights over some polling queens and election experts.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh so now ARIZONA wants to give her results sorry beb we’ve moved on and we don’t CARE ANYMORE. BYE.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

But I do if my prediction of 306 electoral votes is to be correct. I'd quite like bragging rights over some polling queens and election experts.

Yeah, him getting 306 is very important for my pride too.

 

[Eddie]

Yeah, him getting 306 is very important for my pride too.

In that case can AZ turn red please.

 

[Eddie]

I joke. OBVS.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I joke. OBVS.

I think jokes were banned back on page 65?

 

[Beverley]

But I do if my prediction of 306 electoral votes is to be correct. I'd quite like bragging rights over some polling queens and election experts.

oh you know we don't pay attention to most of the polling queens!

 

[RS]

Miss Nevada is looking good right now.

 

[Penelope]

Biden's won kids

I do hope that for all the mockery of Mystic Pen (which obviously will always be endless fun and temptation given I'm such a prissy bitch), you all REMEMBER which bitch told you and laid out exactly what would happen two days ago at 6:30am

 

[Mother Superior]

I do hope that for all the mockery of Mystic Pen (which obviously will always be endless fun and temptation given I'm such a prissy bitch), you all REMEMBER which bitch told you and laid out exactly what would happen two days ago at 6:30am

 

[dmlaw]

I do hope that for all the mockery of Mystic Pen (which obviously will always be endless fun and temptation given I'm such a prissy bitch), you all REMEMBER which bitch told you and laid out exactly what would happen two days ago at 6:30am

It would have been more credible if you hadn't also told us more optimistic things which would happen at 11.30pm, 1.00am, 2.30am and 3.45am.

 

[Penelope]

At the risk of coming across as condescending , I really do hope that some of our resident stress queens can finally have a decent night's sleep because I think this week has been a very stressful one for everyone.

On the contrary - I've been relaxed for days

 

[K.C.]

All the swing states turning against Trump like

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I do hope that for all the mockery of Mystic Pen (which obviously will always be endless fun and temptation given I'm such a prissy bitch), you all REMEMBER which bitch told you and laid out exactly what would happen two days ago at 6:30am

 

[jivafox]

 

[Zu]

I‘m realising that I have quite a diseased perception of Americans thanks to D. Trump which the input of some intelligent people on CNN is going some way to repair

 

[Zu]

On the contrary - I've been relaxed for days

IS VERY CALMING INFLUENCE

 

[Apoca]

Love to see Gabrielle Giffords' husband win that Senate seat in Arizona.

 

[K.C.]

I‘m realising that I have quite a diseased perception of Americans thanks to D. Trump which the input of some intelligent people on CNN is going some way to repair

I'd still be careful of CNN. Their Left-Wing bias has become more and more severe over the years. I find CBS much more unbiased in terms of TV networks.

But Reuters and the Associated Press remain the absolute top for me in general.

 

[dUb]

 

[Zu]

I'd still be careful of CNN. Their Left-Wing bias has become more and more severe over the years. I find CBS much more unbiased in terms of TV networks.

But Reuters and the Associated Press remain the absolute top for me in general.

Oh QUELLE HORREUR

Would rather have that than the alternative

 

[Madison]

This was 538 last week:

 

[K.C.]

Oh QUELLE HORREUR. Would rather have that than the alternative

Or you could choose to read, you know, unbiased news. Reuters and AP are galaxies ahead in terms of quality and journalistic integrity. They're much 'cleaner' than CNN.

 

[Zu]

Or you could choose to read, you know, unbiased news. Reuters and AP are galaxies ahead in terms of quality and journalistic integrity. They're much 'cleaner' than CNN.

A left wing bias is fine by me but muchas gracias anyway

 

[POP!]

Per CNN, Biden is addressing the Nation primetime tonight (probably midnight or 1 am UK time).

 

[Kate]

I'd still be careful of CNN. Their Left-Wing bias has become more and more severe over the years.

Bless you thinking that we would consider this a bad thing.

 

[Zu]

Per CNN, Biden is addressing the Nation primetime tonight (probably midnight or 1 am UK time).

I wouldn’t trust THEM

LEFT WING FREAKS

 

[Zu]

Bless you thinking that we would consider this a bad thing.

 

[POP!]

So once PA is called - these "recounts" are really moot as to the outcome?

 

[COB]

I've not seen much evidence of a left wing bias on ANY of the US news networks - I fucking wish there were!

 

[Madison]

What? CNN isn’t impartial

We are such foolish ignorant British people, we couldn’t tell.

I am AGOG.

 

[Madison]

(Some of us have been watching CNN longer than certain members have been alive)

 

[Kate]

Yeah I think "left wing" is pushing it. Democratic yes. But it's always my news channel of choice when I'm ON ME AMERICAN HOLIDAYS.

 

[POP!]

I don't think it's "bias" for CNN to push back on the president for making conclusory claims of "fraud" and a "stolen election" without any evidence to back it up. Surely, that is just the definition of journalism based on fact?

 

[Zu]

I watched unbiased news once and was subsequently arrested for daubing walls with hate graffiti about Mexicans

 

[VoR]

I enjoyed CNN. Of course they're melodramatic as fuck, but it suits the tenor of this nutty election, and I actually found the conversations with across the aisle republicans like Rick Santorum fairly interesting and civil. (NOT THAT I DON'T THINK RICK SANTORUM IS A MASSIVE PIECE OF SHIT)

 

[Madison]

I watched Quest Means Business once and then immediately nationalised the coal board.