Are Clinton’s actually in trouble?
I can imagine the news “Clinton’s to close 6000 branches, 5% of their total”
I remember at one point in the MK shopping centre there were at least three!
YAY!Didn't you hear? I guess you've been out of the country for a while.
Milton Keynes has gone into administration and got bulldozed.
I can imagine the news “Clinton’s to close 6000 branches, 5% of their total”
Yes, there are 10 million branches in the UK and 17 million in FRANCE 

I hate the way Clintons just invents new cards to guilt gullible people into buying and sending them.
"You're a terrible child if you don't send this 'Happy Valentine's day to my grandma's pet chinchilla' card".

Fun fact every French person must do their mandatory 6 month national service in a DÉLICE DE FRANCE.Of course not many people know this but there are also 8 million branches of DELICE DE FRANCE in France. @Dark Carnival can confirm![]()
WTF IS A DÉLICE DE FRANCE??

It's like UPPER CRUST but FRENCH and therefore FANCIER.
It‘s a high class BOUTIQUE BOULANGERY found in railway stations which sells FRESH GOODS IMPORTED FROM FRANCE
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OMG I LOVE PAUL!PRETEND FRENCH MORE LIKE. It’s not exactly PAUL
Pronounced WITHOUT THE S (in the TRUE French fashion) D'ACCORDI've just read that it was started by a Frenchman in my delightful southern neighbour BARNES.

OMG I LOVE PAUL!

I just ate a FRESHLY BAKED (some weeks ago) Jammie Dodger, if that's anything.Ooh is this teetering on HOT BAKERY CHAT?
Ooh is this teetering on HOT BAKERY CHAT?
I think we'd all rightly agree that nothing beats a GREGGS.

GAILS can FUCK OFF though.

I nipped to an Upper Crust in the train station yesterday and the food offerings looked GRIM to say the least.
I think we'd all rightly agree that nothing beats a GREGGS.
Greggs is dreadful. We have better local chains around here.


I think we'd all rightly agree that nothing beats a GREGGS.
I have suddenly GONE RIGHT OFF LUCILLE.