Should we have a Wednesday forum?

[Lucille]

I’m just worried we’re gonna come out of lockdown and that coked up cum slut inside me will have died.

 

[Soldi]

I read this as NOT EVEN BT
(poor @ButterTart )

BT is very handsome!

 

[RJN]

Well I suppose there is THAT but then I’m SOMEWHAT known for posting rather nice remarks about certain posters that have shown their face on here

BT is very handsome!

Just minutes later

 

[Soldi]

The thing I can’t stand about tinder the most though is the interminable small talk when you do match with someone, it can be EXCRUCIATING.

 

[Soldi]

Just minutes later

Oh I wasn’t talking about ButterTart (sorry luv). I was more harking back to the first lockdown days of Moopy (@Dark Carnival)

 

[Lucille]

The thing I can’t stand about tinder the most though is the interminable small talk when you do match with someone, it can be EXCRUCIATING.

Especially now when I have FUCKALL TO SAY.

‘Yeah I’m great thanks, spent the last 3 days eating crisps and watching a place in the sun in my pants’

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I wasn’t talking about ButterTart (sorry luv). I was more harking back to the first lockdown days of Moopy (@Dark Carnival)

Hi

 

[Soldi]

Hi

Remember when me and @Lucille used to die when you posted a selfie during the rewatches, usually featuring legs, ket or BOTH.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Remember when me and @Lucille used to die when you posted a selfie during the rewatches, usually featuring legs, ket or BOTH.

Ket has that effect on me as well

 

[COB]

The thing I can’t stand about tinder the most though is the interminable small talk when you do match with someone, it can be EXCRUCIATING.

I remember many years ago I went through a phase where if I got a mutual match with someone I'd often just BLOCK THEM out of anxiety Yes reading that back it's very stupid.

 

[Zu]

How are you?

Or worse, HOW’S YOU. I hate that. Obviously I like it coming from the mouth of the lovely Jill Tyrell (TV version) but NOBODY ELSE THANK YOU

 

[Soldi]

Or worse, HOW’S YOU. I hate that. Obviously I like it coming from the mouth of the lovely Jill Tyrell (TV version) but NOBODY ELSE THANK YOU

But Jill Tyrell is FULL OF LIES because Peter Kay isn’t DEAD.

 

[Zu]

But Jill Tyrell is FULL OF LIES because Peter Kay isn’t DEAD.

Which is why I said TV VERSION

PUT YOUR GLASSES ON LUV

 

[Tisch]

Or worse, HOW’S YOU. I hate that. Obviously I like it coming from the mouth of the lovely Jill Tyrell (TV version) but NOBODY ELSE THANK YOU

But Jill Tyrell is FULL OF LIES because Peter Kay isn’t DEAD.

I don't like it Cathay.

 

[Soldi]

Which is why I said TV VERSION

PUT YOUR GLASSES ON LUV

Oh

 

[Lucille]

Has TITICACA got into the MENTHE cabinet AGAIN?

 

[GNL]

Or worse, HOW’S YOU. I hate that. Obviously I like it coming from the mouth of the lovely Jill Tyrell (TV version) but NOBODY ELSE THANK YOU

Hows you MISTER?

 

[Zu]

I don't like it Cathay.

I REALLY HATE IT CATHY

 

[COB]

Of course we can also learn from dear Jill how to deal with these awful Grindr sorts; next time they ask how r u, simply tell them GRUMPY TUM and move on.

 

[Tisch]

I REALLY HATE IT CATHY

Oh dear

 

[Lucille]

Hows you MISTER?

See also ALRIGHT FELLA?

 

[Zu]

Of course LOL is a long-standing dislike of mine on the apps and elsewhere, not least because it means absolutely nothing, and even this apparently intelligent, sensible-seeming German cleric to whom I’ve been pointlessly chatting has started using it

 

[Tisch]

Nm u?

 

[Zu]

HOW’S YOU LOL

 

[COB]

Someone I know puts 'lol x' at the end of every message he ever sends, to anyone. It drives me a bit mad, it just seems so UNBECOMING particularly for someone in their forties.

 

[RJN]

Of course LOL is a long-standing dislike of mine on the apps and elsewhere, not least because it means absolutely nothing, and even this apparently intelligent, sensible-seeming German cleric to whom I’ve been pointlessly chatting has started using it

I use lol and haha way too much on the apps, but I'm trying to stop because I'm sure its ANNOYING

 

[Soldi]

Has TITICACA got into the MENTHE cabinet AGAIN?

WHO?

 

[Zu]

Especially now when I have FUCKALL TO SAY.

‘Yeah I’m great thanks, spent the last 3 days eating crisps and watching a place in the sun in my pants’

Maybe Four In A Bed would sound more interesting. Tell them you phone the winners to congratulate them

 

[COB]

Someone I know puts 'lol x' at the end of every message he ever sends, to anyone. It drives me a bit mad, it just seems so UNBECOMING particularly for someone in their forties.

Though it IS quite fun to imagine someone having a sudden PEAL of uncontrollable laughter then spinning around and blowing a kiss over their shoulder after every sentence they speak, I suppose

 

[Zu]

I use lol and haha way too much on the apps, but I'm trying to stop because I'm sure its ANNOYING

i think haha is fine but why do you use lol and in what contexts? I’m genuinely interested as it drives me up the wall and I’d like to know why people use it. Admittedly I do use emojis which I’m sure irritate people

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Someone I know puts 'lol x' at the end of every message he ever sends, to anyone. It drives me a bit mad, it just seems so UNBECOMING particularly for someone in their forties.

Misplaced lol is dreadful full stop.

 

[Tisch]

I still find ending a sentence with lol a bit RUDE. Like you're trying to cease the conversation.

LOL or haha are fine though.

 

[COB]

A friend and I have taken to using "jajajajaja" when we talk on WhatsApp, inspired by the beloved Spanish language comments you sometimes see underneath YouTube videos.

 

[Jark]

i have replaced all lols and hahas with emojis and the occasional hahaha. the 3 has do the trick in making one seem charmingly deranged, but the regular 2 has just say: I hate my life and/or I don't find you funny.

 

[Zu]

Someone I know puts 'lol x' at the end of every message he ever sends, to anyone. It drives me a bit mad, it just seems so UNBECOMING particularly for someone in their forties.

Are you sure he doesn’t think it means lots of love? A friend of mine had a phase of doing that based on the same misunderstanding - cue my thinking WHY THE FUCK IS SHE LOLING - but it came to a pleasing end after not very long

 

[RJN]

i think haha is fine but why do you use lol and in what contexts? I’m genuinely interested as it drives me up the wall and I’d like to know why people use it. Admittedly I do use emojis which I’m sure irritate people

Basically just at the end of a sentence for no reason at all. Which means I feel the need to clarify if something actually makes me laugh for real. Its pointless. Similar to using "like" as a filler word in person

I use haha way more than lol

 

[Tisch]

OT: My friends mum once used the crying face emoji when texting her telling her her dog had died. :emoji_joy:

 

[Music]

Nm u?

Wot you into lol?

 

[RJN]

OT: My friends mum once used the crying face emoji when texting her telling her her dog had died. :emoji_joy:

Thats AMAZING

 

[Zu]

i have replaced all lols and hahas with emojis and the occasional hahaha. the 3 has do the trick in making one seem charmingly deranged, but the regular 2 has just say: I hate my life and/or I don't find you funny.

I suppose haha is a bit flat. I favour “oh haw”, “ha yes” or “ha!” if anything