ASFXMAS - FESTIVE GALA PARADE - Tonight 8pm!

[Kate]

Off to look up the turd log again and also why Dasher is a nonce.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I HOPE YOU ALL FEEL LEARNED AND A BIT CHRISTMASY.

 

[octophone]

I note THREE different Ghosts of Christmas Past.

2 pasts, 1 present, no?

 

[jivafox]

Well, that, and also CRYING, UPSETS and it all suddenly turning UGLY once we’re in the mood for fun

An hour into Wednesday night:

 

[octophone]

...and also why Dasher is a nonce.

Oh, I just made that up on the spot. It's been a long day.

 

[Iguana]

There's still 14 posters in this thread, can you whack out some flags now please?

 

[Kate]

The friendly looking log gets PUT ON THE FIRE, BEATEN WITH STICKS and ORDERED TO SHIT OUT PRESENTS. What BRUTALITY is this

 

[Kate]

Oh, I just made that up on the spot. It's been a long day.

Oh

 

[dmlaw]

There's still 14 posters in this thread, can you whack out some flags now please?

We would probably run out once we had done Lapland and Bethlehem.

 

[octophone]

We would probably run out once we had done Lapland and Bethlehem.

AHEM

 

[win_the_game]

There's still 14 posters in this thread, can you whack out some flags now please?

 

[Kate]

I'm surprised no-one went for the shitting man that gets snuck into the nativity scene in some countries.

 

[Tisch]

We would probably run out once we had done Lapland and Bethlehem.

And Jesus' Cavernous Hole

 

[octophone]

I'm surprised no-one went for the shitting man that gets snuck into the nativity scene in some countries.

I have a small ornament of Santa having a poo. My sister sent it to me while she was living in Spain. Apparently it's a "thing" over there. Not the kind of behaviour I would reward with a dram and a mince pie but there we are.

 

[Lucille]

The friendly looking log gets PUT ON THE FIRE, BEATEN WITH STICKS and ORDERED TO SHIT OUT PRESENTS. What BRUTALITY is this

SIGN ME UP

 

[Kate]

And Jesus' Cavernous Hole

Save that for April

 

[Zu]

In honour of our new best friend and Instagram favourite YURII

 

[Lucille]

And of cause AMANDA and wife MARGO.

 

[OutSynk]

Trying to figure out what my position means for my song and if it's going to help or hinder my chances.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have a small ornament of Santa having a poo. My sister sent it to me while she was living in Spain. Apparently it's a "thing" over there. Not the kind of behaviour I would reward with a dram and a mince pie but there we are.

It is. My ex is Spanish. He had no explanation, but defended it ardently.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Although the one I thought was QUITE SHIT, people seemed to like!

NAME NAMES

 

[AGinAg (37)]

NAME NAMES

nope!

 

[Apoca]

This was delightful.

And it makes me think I could and should have done better with my moniker / moniker image. NEXT TIME.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Trying to figure out what my position means for my song and if it's going to help or hinder my chances.

2 weeks to vote, so I'm expecting positions to have limited impact on the voting. But you're right to be investing tireless energy into this.

 

[Diddy]

I may have chosen mine too quickly

but it was more for the THEME than the parade so I suppose it’s alright

 

[OutSynk]

CORRECTION! - WRONG IDENTIFIER USED. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN:

6 The Holy Spirit

I’m so relieved to have the Holy Spirit herself watching over us during this round. I feel much safer going forward even with all the horrors lying ahead.

 

[Tisch]

I'm reading about the Gälve Goat on Wikipedia. It literally has a chart depicting the goat's fate every year. I particularly enjoy the misfortunes of the 2016 goat:

Destroyed by an arsonist equipped with petrol on its inauguration day,[25] just hours after its 50th "birthday party".[51] Organizers said they would not rebuild the goat this year.[24] The 21-year-old was sentenced to probation by Gävle Tingsrätt and was fined roughly 100.000 SEK. The evidence mainly revolved around a hat that the perpetrator dropped during his escape. The police later DNA-matched it with the 21-year-old local. It was replaced by the smaller Natural Science Club goat[52] built by local high school students.[53] This goat was later hit by a car.[53]

 

[Kate]

Gävle Tingsrätt is my new stage name.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Annoyingly I tapped on it after about 180, but I was able to get screen capture this from last night:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think the two with the most likes were the Virgin Mary and Lisa Scott Lee.

 

[Iguana]

I think the two with the most likes were the Virgin Mary and Lisa Scott Lee.

Deserved!