ASFXMAS - THE RESULTS (TONIGHT 7.30pm UNTIL LATE!)

[Soldi]

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[dmlaw]

All this BLAH BLAH BLAH yet you gave SASSYPANTS a 4!

I sense people may already be tiring of this theme, but that's my whole point. I didn't like it much, but I gave it a middling score to try and mitigate the jury drag because it was an interesting choice.

 

[Soldi]

BIG STRETCH!!!

Needs BIG STRONG LEGS FOR WALKIES

 

[Lucille]

TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL

HI BENSON!

 

[ButterTart]

I know you all hated it but 100% of all proceeds of streaming Season's Greetings go to a mental health charity, so THANK YOU MOOPY for doing your bit for charity this Christmas xxx

All the proceeds from streaming Jennifer Saran go towards buying her a tin of marrowfat peas. She's expecting to hit her target in 104 years.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So in joint 18th place with 210 points


10 Straightofbroken
9 COB
9 Iguana
9 Lucille
8 Music
8 Nancy
8 Rhythmbarbican
8 ZenGiraffe
8 Raining on Me
8 Jivafox
7 Devil
7 Beverley
7 RJN
7 David_5000
7 Kate
7 Diddy
6 jyxz
6 SDF
6 Pingu
6 dUb
6 Buttertart
6 Funky
6 Beryl
6 Superstylin
5 Rita
4 Soldi
4 dmlaw
4 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
3 Tisch
3 Ag
3 RaspberrySwirl
3 Indie
2 Suomi
2 OutSynk
1 Octophone
1 Sally Thomsett
0 Win_The_Game

@GALA
Jack & Jill Christmas/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000

 

[Nancy]

You come for little Benson I FUCKING DARE YOU.

DID YOU NAME HIM AFTER HALF A PACKET OF CIGARETTES?

 

[win_the_game]

I honestly thought this was a winner - to me this is the sound of Christmas

Me too! It's far too low.

 

[Lucille]

You’re all a bunch of HATEFUL CUNTS aren’t you?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also in 18th with 210 points...


10 David_5000
10 SDF
10 Pingu
9 Buttertart
9 Jivafox
9 dmlaw
9 dUb
8 Ag
8 Win_The_Game
8 Diddy
8 Funky
8 Superstylin
7 Beryl
7 Suomi
7 Rita
7 Lucille
6 COB
6 RJN
6 Rhythmbarbican
6 Devil
6 Nancy
5 Music
5 Beverley
5 Raining on Me
4 Soldi
4 Iguana
4 Straightofbroken
3 jyxz
3 OutSynk
2 ZenGiraffe
2 Tisch
1 Indie
1 Sally Thomsett
1 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
0 Kate
0 RaspberrySwirl

@Navidad 5000
Caga tió/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas

 

[Kate]

@RaspberrySwirl well we agreed on something this time x

 

[Tisch]

Can't believe we haven't had Carol of the Bells yet. Who ranked that high? Might as well have just submitted Away In Manger and been done with it

 

[Nancy]

CAN I WITHDRAW MY VOTES PLEASE (APART FROM @Seasons gREETings 7)?

 

[ButterTart]

Also in 18th with 210 points...


10 David_5000
10 SDF
10 Pingu
9 Buttertart
9 Jivafox
9 dmlaw
9 dUb
8 Ag
8 Win_The_Game
8 Diddy
8 Funky
8 Superstylin
7 Beryl
7 Suomi
7 Rita
7 Lucille
6 COB
6 RJN
6 Rhythmbarbican
6 Devil
6 Nancy
5 Music
5 Beverley
5 Raining on Me
4 Soldi
4 Iguana
4 Straightofbroken
3 jyxz
3 OutSynk
2 ZenGiraffe
2 Tisch
1 Indie
1 Sally Thomsett
1 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
0 Kate
0 RaspberrySwirl

@Navidad 5000
Caga tió/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas

I love how everyone slagged this off and then just spunked points all over it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also 18th with 210 points..


10 ZenGiraffe
10 Sally Thomsett
9 Rita
9 Suomi
9 Beverley
8 Funky
8 RaspberrySwirl
8 Superstylin
8 COB
7 Buttertart
7 Devil
7 Pingu
7 Kate
7 Iguana
7 Diddy
6 Music
6 RJN
6 Beryl
6 David_5000
6 Raining on Me
6 jyxz
5 dmlaw
5 Straightofbroken
5 Ag
5 OutSynk
5 SDF
4 Rhythmbarbican
3 dUb
3 Soldi
3 Nancy
3 Lucille
3 Indie
2 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
2 Win_The_Game
1 Octophone
1 Jivafox
1 Tisch

@WeihnachZenGiraffe
Ed Milliband/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells

 

[Kate]

Can't believe we haven't had Carol of the Bells yet. Who ranked that high? Might as well have just submitted Away In Manger and been done with it

Geru on violin must have sold it.

 

[Lucille]

Let it be known my 7 for TENA LADY was a MISTAKE.

 

[RS]

8 Win_The_Game
7 Lucille
6 COB

@Navidad 5000
Caga tió/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas

Oh DEAR

I thought you all hated her.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also 18th with 210 points..


10 ZenGiraffe
10 Sally Thomsett
9 Rita
9 Suomi
9 Beverley
8 Funky
8 RaspberrySwirl
8 Superstylin
8 COB
7 Buttertart
7 Devil
7 Pingu
7 Kate
7 Iguana
7 Diddy
6 Music
6 RJN
6 Beryl
6 David_5000
6 Raining on Me
6 jyxz
5 dmlaw
5 Straightofbroken
5 Ag
5 OutSynk
5 SDF
4 Rhythmbarbican
3 dUb
3 Soldi
3 Nancy
3 Lucille
3 Indie
2 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
2 Win_The_Game
1 Octophone
1 Jivafox
1 Tisch

@WeihnachZenGiraffe
Ed Milliband/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells

No 0s!

 

[ButterTart]

Also 18th with 210 points..


10 ZenGiraffe
10 Sally Thomsett
9 Rita
9 Suomi
9 Beverley
8 Funky
8 RaspberrySwirl
8 Superstylin
8 COB
7 Buttertart
7 Devil
7 Pingu
7 Kate
7 Iguana
7 Diddy
6 Music
6 RJN
6 Beryl
6 David_5000
6 Raining on Me
6 jyxz
5 dmlaw
5 Straightofbroken
5 Ag
5 OutSynk
5 SDF
4 Rhythmbarbican
3 dUb
3 Soldi
3 Nancy
3 Lucille
3 Indie
2 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
2 Win_The_Game
1 Octophone
1 Jivafox
1 Tisch

@WeihnachZenGiraffe
Ed Milliband/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells

Is this the first song to have received points from every voter?

 

[Lucille]

Oh DEAR

I thought you all hated her.

I got it confused with ANOTHER SONG.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In 17th place with 214 points


10 Rhythmbarbican
9 Tisch
9 Beverley
8 Buttertart
8 dmlaw
8 COB
8 Nancy
8 Octophone
8 Jivafox
8 Devil
8 Indie
7 Lucille
7 Rita
7 Pingu
7 David_5000
7 Straightorbroken
7 Ag
7 dUb
6 Raining on Me
6 Diddy
6 Suomi
6 Soldi
6 ZenGiraffe
5 Iguana
5 Funky
5 Superstylin
4 SDF
4 OutSynk
3 Beryl
3 RJN
3 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
3 Music
3 jyxz
2 Win_The_Game
2 RaspberrySwirl
1 Sally Thomsett
0 Kate

@Rhythmbarbican
Boxing Day Leftovers/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas

 

[RS]

@RaspberrySwirl well we agreed on something this time x

It’s a bond that will last forever.

 

[Nancy]

Is this the first song to have received points from every voter?

J SAR CLUTCHING HER PEARLS RIGHT NOW

 

[RS]

I got it confused with ANOTHER SONG.

Liar!

 

[Soldi]

God isn’t Kate being generous.

 

[ButterTart]

Both of the Emmy och Tim songs have done solid business tonight, then.

 

[COB]

Oh DEAR

I thought you all hated her.

It GREW OFF ME

 

[Tisch]

I got it confused with ANOTHER SONG.

That's why you shouldn't vote on the SNIFFY SNIFFY

 

[Kate]

I am so sorry @Rhythmbarbican I was being a pure cunt because everyone preferred yours to mine in the first listen and I was just desperate to beat it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In 16th it's with 217 points...


10 Ag
10 Kate
10 RJN
9 Octophone
8 Buttertart
8 Rhythmbarbican
8 Devil
7 Diddy
7 COB
7 Soldi
7 dmlaw
7 Beverley
7 Tisch
7 dUb
6 Iguana
6 Rita
6 Nancy
6 Lucille
6 Straightofbroken
6 jyxz
5 Indie
5 Pingu
5 Suomi
5 David_5000
5 ZenGiraffe
5 Jivafox
5 Music
5 Raining on Me
5 Funky
4 Win_The_Game
4 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
3 Beryl
3 OutSynk
3 SDF
2 RaspberrySwirl
2 Superstylin
1 Sally Thomsett

@Kate
The Gävle Goat/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays

 

[RS]

It GREW OFF ME

Terrible!

 

[Kate]

ORDINARILY I'd have probably given it 7 or 8

 

[dmlaw]

Kate giving 0 to the other song by the same act as hers.

 

[ButterTart]

I am so sorry @Rhythmbarbican I was being a pure cunt because everyone preferred yours to mine in the first listen and I was just desperate to beat it

It worked, you beat it by THREE POINTS

 

[Suomi]

I would give your song an 8 now @Kate - my biggest grower

 

[Kate]

OH! THERE WE GO

 

[Lucille]

I am so sorry @Rhythmbarbican I was being a pure cunt because everyone preferred yours to mine in the first listen and I was just desperate to beat it

WHAT A COW!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So with 15 places yet to reveal...

338 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
338 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
323 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
310 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
309 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
307 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
307 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
298 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
295 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
285 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
284 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
282 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
281 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
280 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
251 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
247 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
229 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
228 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
224 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
215 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
195 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
193 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
191 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
189 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
185 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
184 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
172 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
164 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
152 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
149 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
149 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
145 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
143 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas
126 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
126 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
125 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
118 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
110 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
91 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
59 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale

 

[dmlaw]

I'm also amused that OutSynk seems to have gone off in a huff shortly before his song became the Poland 2016 of the competition.