Monday is trapped on a small private island

Morning!

I’m going to go and buy Christmas this evening. I hope there’s some CRUMBS left on the shelf for me.
 
Suomi said:
Can’t sleep, have to be at the supermarket when it opens to fight over the last loaves of bread.
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Good luck Suomi. I had to avoid stepping over all the dead bodies on my way to work :(
 
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Really glad I picked a 10pm slot to pick my meat up
 
I don't know why I thought working all week was a good Idea. Well, Mr L has to work Christmas Eve so I thought I might as well do, considering my annual school friend meet up is off anyway, and being at home while he is working still feels a little weird as I feel as if I have to hole myself away in the bedroom for fear of distracting him.

Even though I feel as if I'm on top of everything and don't have much to do at all before Christmas Day, not having a kind of buffer is making me slightly anxious.
 
I never work over Christmas and am normally done by this weekend just gone so this is WEIRD for me to have to work. And I don’t feel remotely ready for Christmas as a result.
 
It's very quiet at work today. I've not chatted to a single customer in the hour since I've been here. I WANT TO TALK!
 
The shortest day of the year. Seems to have come round so quickly. Halfway through the slog of winter already and the bright joy of spring just around the corner, with fresh hope, the promise of happiness and the joy of new life.

GOD I’M SUICIDAL.
 
Here’s a joke to cheer everyone up:

lolly is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees Star on the porch. He picks up Star and throws her as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and it’s Star. Star says, “What the hell was that all about?”
 
Suomi said:
Here’s a joke to cheer everyone up:

lolly is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees Star on the porch. He picks up Star and throws her as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and it’s Star. Star says, “What the hell was that all about?”
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Lolly just hates Star
 
Also YES, it is the solstice, but as of 5 minutes ago the days get lighter. Summer's on the way bitches!
 
Suomi said:
Here’s a joke to cheer everyone up:

lolly is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees Star on the porch. He picks up Star and throws her as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and it’s Star. Star says, “What the hell was that all about?”
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I don't get it.
 
Suomi said:
Here’s a joke to cheer everyone up:

lolly is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees Star on the porch. He picks up Star and throws her as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and it’s Star. Star says, “What the hell was that all about?”
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I suppose he had to act fast before the police were called
 
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Good Morning. The Christmas holidays have started here as my daughter is now off work, and my son off school so I am baking mince pies, and ginger bread men and the house is smelling DELIGHTFUL.
 
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