Thursday’s sleigh crashes in the Bermuda Triangle

[Lucille]

TERRIFYING!

 

[Apoca]

The parents are here till Sunday morning. So far it’s all quite relaxed (and negative) which is good.

 

[Lucille]

There’s one covered in Christmas lights down the road which would make a good murder scene, alternatively you could be PUSHED OFF THE CLIFFS or DROWNED IN A CHEMICAL TOILET.

 

[Soldi]

TERRIFYING!

That’s not LONGBEACH is it?

 

[Nancy]

There’s one covered in Christmas lights down the road which would make a good murder scene, alternatively you could be PUSHED OFF THE CLIFFS or DROWNED IN A CHEMICAL TOILET.

HAVE YOU RESCUED THE WHALES YET?

 

[Lucille]

They’re just round the corner SO SAD

 

[Nancy]

I’ve been to GAY SAINSBURY’S and got my stuff for Christmas Dinner. I’ve got VEGAN Beef Wellington, VEGAN stuffing balls, VEGAN pigs in blankets, VEGAN gravy to go with my potatoes, sprouts and peas.

 

[Nancy]

They’re just round the corner SO SAD

WHAT’S THE LATEST ON THE RESCUE MISSION?

 

[big ron]

PISSED

 

[Nancy]

Oooh, and a TUB OF TWIGLETS!

 

[Nancy]

HOORAY FOR CLARE BALDING!

 

[Star]

3 cars of guests round the neighbours. I've reported them AGAIN.

 

[Nancy]

3 cars of guests round the neighbours. I've reported them AGAIN.

Go to their front door and yell through the letterbox “FAT COW” then run away

 

[Beverley]

I’ve been to GAY SAINSBURY’S and got my stuff for Christmas Dinner. I’ve got VEGAN Beef Wellington, VEGAN stuffing balls, VEGAN pigs in blankets, VEGAN gravy to go with my potatoes, sprouts and peas.

OMG I should've got Vegan Pigs!

 

[Nancy]

OMG I should've got Vegan Pigs!

Ooooh, are you VEGAN too Bev?

 

[Nancy]

Parsnips remind me of ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK

 

[Lucille]

MARY’S A VEGAN (dick) PIG.

 

[jivafox]

Want to get drunk again tonight but have to be up at the CRACK OF DAWN because of my BLOODY NEPHEWS

 

[Lucille]

Well we’ve polished off the magnum and I feel like GOING TO BED ALREADY.

 

[Lucille]

I’d love just a TINY BIT OF COKE.

 

[octophone]

OMG I should've got Vegan Pigs!

I found vegan pigs - it was pasty around them rather than a bacon substitute. I decided that I would very likely burn the pastry and passed on them.

 

[octophone]

I'm going to eat something, watch something on telly (dunno what yet, probably a DVD) and then open a small light ale. Don;t want to be wrecked come tonight's 11pm DJ set on Radio Moopy.

 

[Nancy]

I found vegan pigs - it was pasty around them rather than a bacon substitute. I decided that I would very likely burn the pastry and passed on them.

I found them with VEGAN bacon.

Ooooh, and I’ve just remembered I’ve got my VEGAN cheeseboard too!

 

[Lucille]

Did you get any VEGAN WINE @MARY?

 

[Nancy]

Did you get any VEGAN WINE @MARY?

GALLONS!

 

[floppet]

There was only me and the lady from next door out with our jingly-bell sticks at 6pm, yet still we jingled.

 

[Nancy]

Just had a worrying thought that JAGERMEISTER might not be suitable for VEGANS, but luckily IT IS!

 

[Beverley]

Ooooh, are you VEGAN too Bev?

Just MUSLIM, bebs!

 

[Nancy]

Just MUSLIM, bebs!

Ah ok. I’d like to thank you for caring about SOME ANIMALS anyway.

 

[Nancy]

OMG! Just had a flashback to my drug addicted state when I got an audition for Britain’s Got Talent as a male Louise tribute act but couldn’t go because I had to have an emergency operation for an abscess on my arse.

 

[Nancy]

Geru Halliwell featuring @SDF triggered that memory!

 

[Tisch]

3 cars of guests round the neighbours. I've reported them AGAIN.

I never had guests round that often even when we were allowed. Why do they need to see their friends SO MUCH. Once every 6 months is well enough for me!

 

[Soldi]

IM DRUNK MERRY CHRISTMAS LOVES. HAD A LOVELY YEAR ON HERE.

 

[Tisch]

Well we’ve polished off the magnum and I feel like GOING TO BED ALREADY.

I'm jealous of your ability to do this when hungover

I’ve been to GAY SAINSBURY’S and got my stuff for Christmas Dinner. I’ve got VEGAN Beef Wellington, VEGAN stuffing balls, VEGAN pigs in blankets, VEGAN gravy to go with my potatoes, sprouts and peas.

Why so much VEGAN stuff? Was that all they had?

 

[Tisch]

IM DRUNK MERRY CHRISTMAS LOVES. HAD A LOVELY YEAR ON HERE.

OH HERE WE GO

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[Nancy]

Why so much VEGAN stuff? Was that all they had?

I’M VEGAN BBZ

 

[Nancy]

OH HERE WE GO

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You just KNOW he’s wanking over the @RJN voice notes in the other thread!

 

[Star]

I never had guests round that often even when we were allowed. Why do they need to see their friends SO MUCH. Once every 6 months is well enough for me!

Perhaps it's a cultural thing, they just all seem to live in each others pockets. They've had people round every night this week. Currently they're roasting a pig in the garden even though it's freezing!

 

[Tisch]

I’M VEGAN BBZ

NO IDEA!

 

[Tisch]

You just KNOW he’s wanking over the @RJN voice notes in the other thread!

That's disgusting. You'd never catch me doing such a thing. Not least because I've already done that today and need a break.

*Follower count on Insta goes down by one*