MERRY CHRISTMAS MOOPY

[octophone]

Not bad but not as good as my John Peel. :emoji_yum:

 

[Sheena]

I’ve hit Christmas night wall I think...

...but ploughing through with lots of cheese and a bottle of red.

 

[Nancy]

excuse me?

GET HER JADE!

 

[Jark]

excuse me?

you're exempt from all bitchy statements I make hun cos you live rent free in my heart, next door to my busted lungs x

 

[Nancy]

All anyone ever does on Call The Midwife is give birth

 

[octophone]

There's a clue in the title, love.

 

[Berly]

Merry Christmas Moopeh - whether you’ve been with family, friends or riding solo I hope the days been wonderful for you.

This weird little concoction of people has been quite essential to surviving the year, so cheers to ya!

 

[Eddie]

Merry Christmas everyone! Peace and good tidings to you all!

 

[Nancy]

Omg

 

[Nancy]

Happy Christmas Edwina!

 

[big ron]

My mum just caught me vaping weed

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My mum just caught me vaping weed

Surely she knows that was a liklihood.

 

[big ron]

Oh its no big secret, shes seen me off my tits before on all sorts, but i guess shes never seen me mid consumption. I felt well naughty.

 

[big ron]

Pestering ms ron to tell me where the ket is now

 

[Nancy]

Pestering ms ron to tell me where the ket is now

SHE DO RON RON RON, SHE DO RON RON

 

[Rachey]

He didn’t really understand what was going on but worked out that there’s a lesbian called @Rachey

Am I a celebrity

 

[Nancy]

Am I a celebrity

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

 

[Rachey]

I'm tempted to divorce my mother because she wouldn't let mandy and I watch the queens speech, because she isn't a fan of the queen. I am appalled.

 

[Nancy]

I'm tempted to divorce my mother because she wouldn't let mandy and I watch the queens speech, because she isn't a fan of the queen. I am appalled.

ARE YOU REFERRING TO RU PAUL OR ELIZABETH?

 

[Nancy]

Has @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL PASSED OUT?

 

[Lucille]

Mum has put on MRS BROWN’S BOYS, so now is as GOOD A TIME AS ANY.

 

[Soldi]

Mum has put on MRS BROWN’S BOYS, so now is as GOOD A TIME AS ANY.

Yes mine has to. Must be a NORTHERN THING.

 

[Nancy]

Mum has put on MRS BROWN’S BOYS, so now is as GOOD A TIME AS ANY.

I’ve got it on MUTE and it’s already annoying THE FUCK OUT OF ME

 

[Nancy]

Yes mine has to. Must be a NORTHERN THING.

IT’S A STRAIGHT MIDDLE AGED/FIFTY-SOMETHING THING

 

[SDF]

I'm tempted to divorce my mother because she wouldn't let mandy and I watch the queens speech, because she isn't a fan of the queen. I am appalled.

your mother should divorce you

 

[Lucille]

My mum is in HYSTERICS and when I don’t laugh feels the need to EXPLAIN WHAT’S GOING ON as if it has somehow GONE OVER MY HEAD, with its SUBTLE WIT.

 

[Nancy]

IT’S A STRAIGHT MIDDLE AGED/FIFTY-SOMETHING THING

Which is basically me without the STRAIGHT

 

[Nancy]

My mum is in HYSTERICS and when I don’t laugh feels the need to EXPLAIN WHAT’S GOING ON as if it has somehow GONE OVER MY HEAD, with it’s SUBTLE WIT.

OMG! I THINK I KNOW YOUR MUM

 

[Nancy]

OMG! I THINK I KNOW YOUR MUM

Oh actually I don’t. The woman I’m thinking of is BARREN.

 

[lolly]

I'm tempted to divorce my mother because she wouldn't let mandy and I watch the queens speech, because she isn't a fan of the queen. I am appalled.

WELL DONE RACHEYMUM

 

[COB]

My mum is in HYSTERICS and when I don’t laugh feels the need to EXPLAIN WHAT’S GOING ON as if it has somehow GONE OVER MY HEAD, with its SUBTLE WIT.

I work with a lady who's like this but about the MINIONS

 

[Nancy]

She sounds very similar though. DID YOUR MUM EVER MOW SOMEONE DOWN WHEN THEY STEPPED OUT IN THE ROAD WHILE SHE WAS LOOKING AT HER PHONE, BUT GOT OFF BECAUSE THE GUY WAS DRUNK (ALTHOUGH SHE STILL GETS DEATH THREATS FROM THE VICTIM’S FAMILY)?

 

[Nancy]

Has @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL PASSED OUT?

I like that this post acted as some kind of BAT SIGNAL

 

[Nancy]

My friend just messaged me to set me up on a date, but he’s not very attractive so I’m kind of a bit offended, but apparently said prospective date just donated £180 to a Manchester homeless charity so I’m thinking it could be a financially good career move.

 

[ButterTart]

I never want to eat again and my eyes hurt from playing Spider-Man and forgetting to blink. All in all a splendid Christmas.

 

[Whatevar]

Fucking hell, what a bloody fuckawful bastard day it’s been, thank fuck it’s all over.

 

[Whatevar]

To top it all off, my bitch sister-in-law bought me a fucking Katie Melua CD! Raging!

 

[Lucille]

WTF!?

 

[SDF]

To top it all off, my bitch sister-in-law bought me a fucking Katie Melua CD! Raging!

screaming

 

[Whatevar]

She DEFINITELY did it to piss me off. I’ve been vocal in my HATRED for years.