Armie Hammer investigated by LAPD

[Phoenix]

Armie Hammer not exactly cancelled but also this is not the first time that his DMs have leaked

 

[Soldi]

“Unfortunately I misunderstood which kitten”

 

[GNL]

I remember him not realising people could see his likes on twitter and liking a bunch of rope bondage-y things, but CANNIBALISM?!

 

[Lucille]

We should set him up with the TRAMPLER!

 

[Phoenix]

 

[GNL]

Imagine being granted the honorific 'the Michael Phelps of fucking'.

 

[ButterTart]

Poor Armie Hammer. Lives his entire life with a name that sounds a bit like baking soda toothpaste, grows to such a colossal height that even @Jark couldn't suck him off without needing stilts, and now the world has to find out his sex life is basically just 4chan roleplay.

 

[funky]

Really?! This is quite upsetting, he always seemed so nice (haven’t thought about him for about 20 years though).

He always had an Aryan Race vibe about him if you ask me.

 

[Mats]

I'm scared for Timmy

 

[jivafox]

I'm scared for Timmy

Spoiler

 

[RS]

He always had an Aryan Race vibe about him if you ask me.

Really? He always seemed so vanilla, this must be the first time he’s ever said/done something controversial.

 

[RS]

On the other hand, he is from Florida, isn’t he?

 

[RS]

I mean, I can understand if someone is not a Democrat or vote Republican because of $$$, and I’m willing to go further and make excuse for dumb people for supporting Trump because they’re anti-establishment and elite () ... but to actively and openly move to a right wing platform, especially when you’re a pop singer...

 

[rocketstail]

 

[COB]

Need to see this video in the original context IMMEDIATELY

 

[Tisch]

Need to see this video in the original context IMMEDIATELY

I assumed it was the cock destroyers from the thumbnail!

 

[GNL]

The TWIRL

 

[OutSynk]

Currently catching up with the Armie Hammer stuff.

 

[win_the_game]

I’m surprised none of you lot have said “EAT ME UP ARMIE” yet.

 

[OutSynk]

I’m surprised none of you lot have said “EAT ME UP ARMIE” yet.

I can imagine @KindaCool enjoying it.

 

[K.C.]

I can imagine @KindaCool enjoying it.

Ew.
(Is he a top?)

 

[GNL]

He's quit () a new J Lo film amidst the claims of cannibalism (which he denies.)

 

[jivafox]

And an ex girlfriend has come forward to claim she had to seek therapy for PTSD because he wanted to “crack her ribs and eat her”

 

[Mats]

omg #thingsstraightpeoplesay

I hope Call Me By Your Name 2 is in the box

 

[jivafox]

Now they can recast him

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

omg #thingsstraightpeoplesay

I hope Call Me By Your Name 2 is in the box

Well, Andre Aciman might soon be cancelled as well: https://gagadaily.com/forums/topic/307200-cmbyn-author-admits-to-pedophilic-ideations/

 

[jivafox]

I seem to remember it was confirmed at the time (2019) that the article was mistranslated.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I seem to remember it was confirmed at the time (2019) that the article was mistranslated.

Oh good! I didn't really need to have another property that I like spoiled

 

[Dark Carnival]

Currently catching up with the Armie Hammer stuff.

SCREAMING

 

[Apoca]

Currently catching up with the Armie Hammer stuff.

queen saffitz!

 

[GNL]

The flagrant disrespect of the Call Me By Your Name director to make a cannibal love movie with Timothee Chalamet and not invite Armie Hammer

 

[Peekaboo]

What a synopsis

 

[Lucille]

Which one of the leads is TIM playing, the daughter or her father?!?

 

[jivafox]

He’s playing the bones

 

[GNL]

Which one of the leads is TIM playing, the daughter or her father?!?

He's an entrée.

 

[Phoenix]

Well this should spell the end of his career

 

[dUb]

There’s all sorts of talk about a massive Armie story that’s about to drop, and people are speculating that it might be related to actual unsolved murders. Which seems a bit of a reach... right?

 

[dUb]

 

[ButterTart]

There’s all sorts of talk about a massive Armie story that’s about to drop, and people are speculating that it might be related to actual unsolved murders. Which seems a bit of a reach... right?

Armie Hammer killed the Black Dahlia

 

[jivafox]