01 - Little Tot - I am lying on the floor, texting
@Suomi agreeing that I will boycott Eurovision too this year in protest against the human rights abuses Sweden has inflicted on Jessica Andersson as I mentally go over which friends I will be inviting to my watch parties in May. Little Tot comes on and I am suddenly unable to get up. Thankfully the postchorus happens, and I begin to make a sound that the assisted living staff downstairs mistake for the emergency alarm in the bathroom I sometimes pull when I'm bored
02 - The Silence - this is amazing but does anybody else have a mental image of Anna Bergendahl and Frida backstage on Saturday with Anna dressed up like Shirley Temple? "
Okay curtain-puller - it's your time to shine! Oh it's too important I'll just do it myself"
03 - New Religion - obviously it's just The Weeknd verses with the chorus of Youngblood but crucially it's actually fun to listen to, unlike last time in 2014 when Anton entered a song that was essentially three minutes of passive aggression from John Lundvik that Christer still wouldn't let him enter yet ("
yeah try singing this you little bitch!!!")
04 - Rich - Julia Alfrida's entire career has been leading up to this moment, and to her credit she has recognised this is her one chance at actually having one that doesn't require her to be a barista at the same time and entered something I would listen to by choice. But then I said that about Amanda Aasa, EKO and SMILO too and look how all those went.
05 - Tears Run Dry - I'm sorry - who told all these boys it was okay to start having emotions? Oh right yeah. Anyway I found this a pleasant experience, and did not resent the 0.0004 pence Spotify will no doubt send to be split six ways between the songwriters and The Mamas when they have to do backing vocals for this in May
06 - 90-talet - "
Hey this Vem e som oss track is great," WAHL says to Sami, as Sami sends a tenth unsolicited dick pic to me on Grindr some time during the final last year (okay for these purposes imagine I'm still living in Zone 5 last year), "
but wouldn't it be great if the production was better and he was having so much less fun?". No it would not. Sami leaves the house without saying anything and is too angry to speak when he returns an hour later to found out what WAHL has done
07 - Rena rama ding dong - So 7th makes it look like I don't like this and that's not quite right, I just know I shouldn't like this (once again - the secret to Melodifestivalen these days is not being put off by heat 1 because heats 2 and 3 are always where it's at). Anyway this is utterly fucking disgusting but I know deep down I'm not actually going to necessarily be skipping this every time it comes up on shuffle for the next two months, so let's call it a 6/10. I don't know about the one on the left's deal but does anyone else think the one on the right is just
@COB in a wig