ASFM: Anti-Valentine STATION ANNOUNCEMENT Tonight - 1828 departure

[Lucille]

Oh for heavens sake. NEVER GO MORE THAN TWO ZONES FOR A SHAG

I was young* and he was fit, But yes, NEVER AGAIN!

*27

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Now I've had sex at Angel.

 

[Soldi]

Change at Kings Cross.

Group 2 Song 9

Angel

*Angle

 

[RS]

Angel I’ve been to!

So 8 so far

 

[Penelope]

Ooh just got a notification about a new video about the new Northern Line platform at Bank

LINK! It's going to be extra big like the one at Angel because they've carved out a new tunnel for the line and are having the other one take up most of the space the two platforms took up till now

 

[Lucille]

I’ve shagged at Angel and Finsbury Park.

 

[RJN]

Change at Kings Cross.

Group 2 Song 9

Angel

that man is with the angels now

 

[Soldi]

0 so far, but if the rest are all LONDON surely there’s a FEW.

 

[Penelope]

Change at Kings Cross.

Group 2 Song 9

Angel

Terrible picture. Should've taken in the full GRANDEUR of that ballroom of a platform

 

[ButterTart]

I don't think I've been to any of these London stations, unsurprisingly. I've been to 'that big station you can go direct to from Nuneaton' and 'Circle'.

 

[Penelope]

I have obviously shagged at Angel.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't think I've been to any of these London stations, unsurprisingly. I've been to 'that big station you can go direct to from Nuneaton' and 'Circle'.

Mudchute

 

[Kate]

Westbound. Fun fact: this SPLENDIDLY exteriored building is a shitty Sam Smith's pub on the inside. Not a fondue or cuckoo clock in sight.

Group 2 Song 10

Swiss Cottage

 

[Penelope]

I have obviously shagged at Mudchute.

 

[Tisch]

 

[RJN]

Now I’m wondering what is wrong with me that I went to London and didn’t fuck in any tube stops

 

[Lucille]

I have obviously shagged at Angel.

An intern from work in a bedsit with a collection of PUG PILLOWS

 

[Penelope]

Westbound. Fun fact: this SPLENDIDLY exteriored building is a shitty Sam Smith's pub on the inside. Not a fondue or cuckoo clock in sight.

Group 2 Song 10

Swiss Cottage

Look, they do a good cheap cider reserve alright

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Now I’m wondering what is wrong with me that I went to London and didn’t fuck in any tube stops

It's ALL WE DO!

 

[Penelope]

An intern from work in a bedsit with a collection of PUG PILLOWS

NEVER SHIT WHERE YOU EAT!

 

[Kate]

Should I give everyone four minutes to watch Tisch's video now

 

[ButterTart]

Now I’m wondering what is wrong with me that I went to London and didn’t fuck in any tube stops

You haven't yet erased your sense of shame.

 

[dmlaw]

Westbound. Fun fact: this SPLENDIDLY exteriored building is a shitty Sam Smith's pub on the inside. Not a fondue or cuckoo clock in sight.

Group 2 Song 10

Swiss Cottage

Ooh, traditional Sunday lunch and glassings served 12-4.

 

[Tisch]

An intern from work in a bedsit with a collection of PUG PILLOWS

I try not to be too judgemental and #bekibd and all that but what a GROSS SENTENCE this is

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What is a SAM SMITH PUB?

Sounds DREADFUL

 

[Lucille]

NEVER SHIT WHERE YOU EAT!

He was only on a 3 month scheme, he’d just left COLLEGE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Should I give everyone four minutes to watch Tisch's video now

definitely not.

 

[Lucille]

I don’t mind a Sam Smith pub, they’re VERY CHEAP!

 

[ButterTart]

NEVER SHIT WHERE YOU EAT!

That's the reason I'm banned from Wimpy's.

 

[Kate]

DEFINITELY NOT SHEPHERD'S BUSH!

Group 2 Song 11

Holland Park

 

[ButterTart]

I don’t mind a Sam Smith pub, they’re VERY CHEAP!

In the rest of the country that's true, but I imagine in London that just means you don't have to put your house up as collateral.

 

[Lucille]

I try not to be too judgemental and #bekibd and all that but what a GROSS SENTENCE this is

It was horrifying! Then when I left I accidentally took his house keys!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My Angel shag was ridiculously rich. His grandfather invented lamination.

 

[Soldi]

GEOFF QOL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

GEOFF QOL

Oh not him.

 

[Lucille]

Now I WISH I’d shagged at Holland Park.

 

[dmlaw]

I don’t mind a Sam Smith pub, they’re VERY CHEAP!

Only if they promise not to put his music on.

 

[Lucille]

In the rest of the country that's true, but I imagine in London that just means you don't have to put your house up as collateral.

Sub £4 pints!

 

[Lucille]

Only if they promise not to put his music on.

THEIR MUSIC!!!!

 

[RS]

Holland Park and Swiss Cottage. How European!