Thursday has a real life devil in his life

Kate said:
Straight people issues here in that my implant is past its date and I've decided I don't want another or any more hormonal contraception since I've been on it for over 20 years now, but he doesn't seem to want to use condoms. So a bit of a stalemate. Literally :)

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I think the only answer is anal.
 
Kate said:
Straight people issues here in that my implant is past its date and I've decided I don't want another or any more hormonal contraception since I've been on it for over 20 years now, but he doesn't seem to want to use condoms. So a bit of a stalemate. Literally :)

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Get him SNIPPED
 
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What about the natural family planning method? Where you basically monitor everything...
 
Kate said:
Straight people issues here in that my implant is past its date and I've decided I don't want another or any more hormonal contraception since I've been on it for over 20 years now, but he doesn't seem to want to use condoms. So a bit of a stalemate. Literally :)

ANYWAY!
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Non-hormonal coil? Ms Ron has that now. She's way less mental compared to the implant.
 
Just do the pull out

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While we're talking about matters of the vagina one of my ex's has just asked me for some honest advice about why she doesn't seem to be able to pull of a successful long term relationship. For context, we're still mates and she's a lovely person, I know why we didn't work out, but shortly after we split up I got with Ms Ron and here I am still 12 years later. She's been through a bit of a journey lately and has come out of it the better, but I'm struggling to know what to say. I'm very touched she's asked me too, so I want to help her, shes a good egg and I have a lot of time and respect for her.
 
big ron said:
Non-hormonal coil? Ms Ron has that now. She's way less mental compared to the implant.
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I may look into that some more, but the idea of making cramps worse put me off. The reason I stayed on the pill for so long was cos it stopped the cramps.
 
big ron said:
While we're talking about matters of the vagina one of my ex's has just asked me for some honest advice about why she doesn't seem to be able to pull of a successful long term relationship. For context, we're still mates and she's a lovely person, I know why we didn't work out, but shortly after we split up I got with Ms Ron and here I am still 12 years later. She's been through a bit of a journey lately and has come out of it the better, but I'm struggling to know what to say. I'm very touched she's asked me too, so I want to help her, shes a good egg and I have a lot of time and respect for her.
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Do you know why she can't hold a relationship down? Is the reason you broke up a reason why her other relationships might have ended?

I have friends they can't hold any relationship down for more than a year. They always blame the other person but I personally can see why they dont work out.
 
big ron said:
While we're talking about matters of the vagina one of my ex's has just asked me for some honest advice about why she doesn't seem to be able to pull of a successful long term relationship. For context, we're still mates and she's a lovely person, I know why we didn't work out, but shortly after we split up I got with Ms Ron and here I am still 12 years later. She's been through a bit of a journey lately and has come out of it the better, but I'm struggling to know what to say. I'm very touched she's asked me too, so I want to help her, shes a good egg and I have a lot of time and respect for her.
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Yikes. No real correct answer to that is there, except maybe "you're choosing the wrong partners"..?!
 
Kate said:
Yikes. No real correct answer to that is there, except maybe "you're choosing the wrong partners"..?!
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Unless the girl is the reason and she's too full on / too clingy etc. I'd want to know the truth if it was me.
 
It was more timing with us, I'd just been through a very difficult part of my life, she was my first relationship after, I wasn't quite ready for that and her, but I always felt a slight pang that I basically found love shortly after. The reasons for that are very complex, but I would say the cheesy 'its not you its me' applied more than anything.

I think I'll frame it that she should focus on her newfound confidence and purpose and radiate that, and life will attract the right person.
 
big ron said:
While we're talking about matters of the vagina one of my ex's has just asked me for some honest advice about why she doesn't seem to be able to pull of a successful long term relationship. For context, we're still mates and she's a lovely person, I know why we didn't work out, but shortly after we split up I got with Ms Ron and here I am still 12 years later. She's been through a bit of a journey lately and has come out of it the better, but I'm struggling to know what to say. I'm very touched she's asked me too, so I want to help her, shes a good egg and I have a lot of time and respect for her.
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Encourage her to find answers to these questions herself through therapy.
 
Beverley said:
Encourage her to find answers to these questions herself through therapy.
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I think she's been through therapy or coaching recently, I know she's been through it in the past. I guess she's just ruminating on life and because we're still close and I've been championing her new direction she feels comfortable asking me, as an ex. I'm certainly happy and humbled to help in a weird way, but its not a question I was expecting :D
 
In other failed relationship news, I have finally taken my M*rrissey cutout off my wall. Fed up of trying to hide him on Zoom chats. Now I dunno what to do with him.
 
Kate said:
In other failed relationship news, I have finally taken my M*rrissey cutout off my wall. Fed up of trying to hide him on Zoom chats. Now I dunno what to do with him.
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Slather him in beef paste and then set fire to it.
 
Having a wine shop on deliveroo is fucking immense/problematic. Just ordered a massive takeaway for Ron Jr and I and 2 bottles of red for moi. Lads.
 
I might see if I can get a few pence for him on eBay (collection only obvs) and donate it to an anti-racism charity
 
I mean no sex for HIM. You can obviously find any willing fella that is willing to wear a condom.
 
Bought a ticket for Manchester Pride today. If it turns out to be a ZOOM I'll FUME.
 
Ms Ron is AWAY for the evening and it feels fucking weird. I've barely been on my own since mid December!

I'm going to get shitcanned on my own, if it wasn't a school night I'd have done some mushrooms
 
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