Oh, it’s nothing too exciting, just one of those things that seemed like a good idea at the time. It was the year 2000 and I was accessing the internet in Easy Everything when this guy in Amsterdam approached me with the offer of work in his brothel in Amsterdam. He made it sound so glamourous and a few weeks later, I’d given up my flat in West Dulwich and flew out.
As soon as I’d landed, I was put to work. Literally on the drive back from the airport, I was dropped off at some guy’s house and had to go and do the deed while he waited in the car outside. Two more customers later that night and the realisation that it wasn’t actually luxury living (I had to share a room with two others), plus the fact it turned out I was only getting about 30 quid per client, I had to get away. I called my Nan and told her that my bar job in Amsterdam wasn’t the whole truth and I needed to get away, she booked me a plane ticket home and I escaped from the brothel house (who wasn’t very happy as he’d paid for my plane ticket over).
Anyway, it was all for the best because as soon as I was back in London, my emerging wisdom tooth caused an abscess in my mouth and I had to go for emergency dental surgery. Funny how things turn out.