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quick deep house/dark rave interlude with this excellent track from Christoph, who's really been CHURNING 'EM OUT lately, along with FRANKY WAH :disco:
 
RJN said:
I went out in New York, ordered 2 vodka shots and they asked for $40!!!!! And then I tried to pay and they said it was a $50 minimum, so I had to get a third. I wanted to die
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I hope they had GOLD GLITTER in at least.
 
RJN said:
I went out in New York, ordered 2 vodka shots and they asked for $40!!!!! And then I tried to pay and they said it was a $50 minimum, so I had to get a third. I wanted to die
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In Twist in Miami I ordered four drinks for $10 each, and gave the guy a perfect $40 but only because I only had 20's, so when he gave me a rant about "IN AMERICA PEOPLE TIP" I gave him eyes back as if to say "BUT I ONLY HAVE ANOTHER 20!" which I subsequently gave him because he was hot and I felt guilty. America, STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH CASH.
 
@funky I really hope you're feeling that Christoph/Franky Wah track, I'm quite surprised it never popped up in OUR THREAD
 
Tisch said:
In Twist in Miami I ordered four drinks for $10 each, and gave the guy a perfect $40 but only because I only had 20's, so when he gave me a rant about "IN AMERICA PEOPLE TIP" I gave him eyes back as if to say "BUT I ONLY HAVE ANOTHER 20!" which I subsequently gave him because he was hot and I felt guilty. America, STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH CASH.
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Should have told him to WRITE TO HIS SENATOR.
 
Tisch said:
In Twist in Miami I ordered four drinks for $10 each, and gave the guy a perfect $40 but only because I only had 20's, so when he gave me a rant about "IN AMERICA PEOPLE TIP" I gave him eyes back as if to say "BUT I ONLY HAVE ANOTHER 20!" which I subsequently gave him because he was hot and I felt guilty. America, STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH CASH.
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He was taking advantage of you :( Asking for a tip is RUDE (although restaurants/bars only have to pay 2.25 an hour so you should tip). It clearly worked though :D
 
I just had a flashback to writing my number on a hot bartender's receipt right before covid. He did not ever call me
 
Vibing to House Arrest like

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Tisch said:
Same, and same! I love how the playlist has gradually built up. I actually genuinely feel I'm in a club and I'm at that stage where I'm starting to soak it in and LIVE.
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where is Miss Iguana in this SCENE? :evil:
 
this utterly MISERABLE banger from Kuu beautifully captures that feeling of being so DOWN N' OUT in the aftermath of something gone wrong that you really just want to GROW A BEARD and move to a FOREST CABIN far away from all HUMANITY until you DIE of GANGRENE.

I imagine.
 
RIGHT!

Joe Goddard- moody
Storm Queen - a nostalgic bop
Galcher Lustwerk - this is meh OH NO WAIT THIS IS FABULOUS
Christoph - I'm not sure I've even heard it before @Jark, it reminds me of Franky's other recent one "Should Have Seen It Coming" lots of this euphoric trance sounding stuff about at the moment, in fact the new Ajunadeep album is out, haven't listened yet but no doubt along these lines
Friendly Fires - just amazing. This stays very true to the original, just some fatter beats
Sofi Tukker - I thought originally this was going to be a Krush cover and was like OMG (if anything is due a 21C makeover!) but it's not so boo. It's OK
KUU - it's OK


am i all CAUGHT UP?
 
I can officially say after having a quick gander that the second half of this playlist is the ABSOLUTE LIVING TITS
 
awww funks beb you're WITH US NOW.

one of my absolute favourite remixes ever coming up a couple of tracks from now. but for now this very strange and DISRUPTIVE Metronomy remix, which feels like the soundtrack to the moment you realise you're a bit fucked up, briefly lose your head and go for a very shouty chat on the edge of dancefloor with somebody you've never met before and mistakenly believe will be your new favourite PARTY BUDDY. (you will never meet again.)

the jazz interlude bangs.
 
I'm not really feeling Metronomy but it's certainly a MOOD. Given all the new wave stuff lately I can see the value. Plus it flows nicely on this playlist. I wouldn't stick my dick in it, though.
 
funky said:
it's not just one of the best remixes ever. Catch me on a good day and it's one of the GREATEST SONGS EVER KNOWN TO MAN. It's beyond words.
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I will hold off on the Jarkian commentary until it cums but agree wholeheartedly and let's get married x
 
RJN said:
my gunny simply might not be able to handle it
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at least you're not constantly teetering on the edge of a very messy anal prolapse like our dear departed @OutSynk. good job he's not here actually or we'd be fetching the MOP and calling the MORGUE!
 
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