Monday's four faces win the Grammy for slimiest split personality

(pretty much the only pubs I know in Hackney are the Cock and the Wetherspoons. I try not to go EAST TOO OFTEN)

Oh please God not the Spoons opposite the Town Hall. I went there once and, well, scabies turns out to be horribly persistent
 
It really is one of the worst pubs I’ve ever been to! Have you been on it’s famous ROOFTOP?

Oh it’s VILE. I love squalor and dead end horror and it was too much even for me. Although I’ve not been on the FAMOUS ROOFTOP :disco:
 
Me neither! I’ve seen it advertised but I’m quite certain it doesn’t ACTUALLY EXIST.

I’ve had a look on Google Earth and the only place it could possibly be is at the back somewhere. I’m sure everyone usually gathers outside the FRONTAGE for a refreshing JPS Superking so where IS this so-called ROOFTOP?
 
It’s a mystery! Although I’m keen to see it after reading the below review on Tripadvisor!
Well cooked and presented JDW fare; service friendly and efficient. The downstairs is a bit of a tunnel, but the upstairs bar and terrace is light and even a bit stylish!
 
I wonder if it’s as GLAMOROUS as the McDonald’s terrace on Kingsland Road?

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There's a bar here with a terrace which is CAST INTO PERPETUAL SHADE by the adjoining buildings, and they really should have to declare that ON THE DOOR.
 
Oh I've just remembered I also once spent a lovely Saturday afternoon in the garden of the Chesham Arms because they had a cider festival. IS THAT WHERE YOU'RE WORKING LUCY
 
Oh I've just remembered I also once spent a lovely Saturday afternoon in the garden of the Chesham Arms because they had a cider festival. IS THAT WHERE YOU'RE WORKING LUCY

No, but it may be my NEW LOCAL :shock:
 
I may just be cock starved but my letting agent today was GORGEOUS, he wants to show me another flat tomorrow so going to check it out although I think I want the one from this afternoon, which is a BIT SHIT, but CHEAP and most importantly IN HACKNEY.
 
Sorry to hear the mug arrived damaged though :( I sent @Alla's all the way to Spain and it was fine. I think it's probably too late for me to complain about it
Yeah it took some time because it was during the beginning of the covid madness but I got it undamaged. I'm sorry to hear that @Soldi, how unlucky :(
 

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