I've just joined a zoom call which included some European MPs, but I had to do it on my phone, as my laptop is broken.
Everyone was being given a chance to introduce themselves, so I was half listening in and doing something else while waiting for my turn.
Then the host was going RONALD, RONALD HELLO ARE YOU THERE RONALD. I was thinking whats RONALDS fucking problem.
Turns out, dear reader, that I was Ronald, because I'd set that name on my phone trying to join a moopy zoom some weeks ago.
The end.