Friday's topic is Ass

[Lucille]

 

[Iguana]

I've just joined a zoom call which included some European MPs, but I had to do it on my phone, as my laptop is broken.

Everyone was being given a chance to introduce themselves, so I was half listening in and doing something else while waiting for my turn.

Then the host was going RONALD, RONALD HELLO ARE YOU THERE RONALD. I was thinking whats RONALDS fucking problem.

Turns out, dear reader, that I was Ronald, because I'd set that name on my phone trying to join a moopy zoom some weeks ago.

The end.

Absolutely creasing up at this

 

[win_the_game]

I’m not sure that’s sound advice if you want to maintain those friendships.

 

[RJN]

I’m not sure that’s sound advice if you want to maintain those friendships.

Well that truly depends on how you treat your own ass

 

[Cloud]

Hang them halfway down the toilet? I'm not sure they'd be all that impressed

 

[Lucille]

Well that truly depends on how you treat your own ass

VIOLENT & VENGEFULL

 

[win_the_game]

Is @Lucille a fisting queen too?

Not sure if I’d want to punch the fuck out of my friends.

 

[big ron]

Absolutely creasing up at this

I had to maintain I had no idea why my name was Ronald because at first I couldn't figure it out, the realised mid way through denial.

 

[Iguana]

WhatsApp is DOWN

 

[funky]

WhatsApp is DOWN

I blame the Chinese virus

 

[jivafox]

Instagram TOO.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And Instagram.

 

[Pingu]

And Facebook Messenger it seems! Glad it’s not just me.

 

[funky]

Spare a thought for the millenials at this tragic time.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Clocks go forward a WEEK ON SUNDAY.

 

[Pingu]

Clocks go forward a WEEK ON SUNDAY.

Why a whole week?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why a whole week?

Way-hey.

 

[Generic Account]

Whatsapp is back.

 

[Iguana]

Too late, I'm already in our air raid shelter.

 

[Tisch]

WhatsApp is DOWN

Who you texting? x

 

[Iguana]

Who you texting? x

Your mum

 

[cwej]

I've been invited for an interview for a teacher training course (omg). I have no fucking clue what it's going to be. This is total alien territory to me.

Fantastic @Ag !

If you want advice let me know. Primary/Secondary/Further? What age group? What subject? What type of course - uni? Or in school training? The answers to all of those make some difference to your preparation I think.

 

[Star]

Too late, I'm already in our air raid shelter.

We actually had an air raid shelter at my parents house