ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
Time for a FULL COFFEE ENEMA break.
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Here she comes 
win_the_game
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This was such an anti-climax. Talk about reading the room wrong. Did anyone tell her what a 'Eurovision' was before she turned up?
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
Don't do it! Don't do it!
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You're thinking of Janet Jackson! Unbreakable sync listen COMING SOON.
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
Yes, Quavo did
Penelope
Бангаранга
OMG IS SHE ABOUT TO PERFORM YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
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AGinAg (37)
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Oh God it's actually happening.
I'd rather Mr Ag started drinking again.
I'd rather Mr Ag started drinking again.
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
The way some (most) notes are just in completely the wrong key. Oh Madge.
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Oh it's one of her famous TEASERS! God she's an arsehole sometimes.
ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
I assume this is the original performance and not that "fixed" version that appeared online
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AGinAg (37)
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Not actually as bad as I recall.
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
What can we bring to Eurovision? I know, monk harbingers of doom
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AGinAg (37)
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I don't remember that!
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About as much life and energy as a funeral wake.
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She did this staging at (I think) the Met Gala when she first performed... Dark Ballet I think? I'd have preferred that to Future I think.
ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
"let the choir song" god please yes. They might hit some correct notes!
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
Slightly more energy than Mans' Fuego though
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Enjoying LAP! I wasn't expecting this much of it, knowing what she's like usually.
D5K
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I think now this much time has passed the EBU can admit this was a complete mis-step and so don't need to pretend it was better than it was.
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AGinAg (37)
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Ok it is as bad. FUN FACT: Enigma DIED.
Penelope
Бангаранга
God, this is just SAD.
ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
Are you my mummy?
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COB
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Not spoken word!
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
"But it's getting late now"
WE KNOW, GET ON WITH THE RESULTS
WE KNOW, GET ON WITH THE RESULTS
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AGinAg (37)
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Heard people got Spotify refunds after this.
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
Of all her back catalogue, she went with Future for the gays.
Lol
Lol
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AGinAg (37)
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I'd rather watch Bob Geldof talk for three hours.
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AGinAg (37)
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SHE SAMPLED ABBA AND WE GET THIS!
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
Quavo pure Eurovision gold
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I'd actually have respected a Trolldonna Candy Shop performance MORE!
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The arena is STONE COLD DEAD.
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
Hi?
ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
The shady crowd shot!
Iguana
Like beautiful robots dancing alone
Imagine THIS on the same night as KEIINO
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She really should've gone for a BIG performance of Medellin with Maluma, or Crave with Toppy Carrot.