Eurovision Rewatch: Tel Aviv 2019: TONIGHT 20.00 BST

[ZenGiraffe]

Time for a FULL COFFEE ENEMA break.

 

[COB]

Here she comes

 

[win_the_game]

This was such an anti-climax. Talk about reading the room wrong. Did anyone tell her what a 'Eurovision' was before she turned up?

 

[Iguana]

Don't do it! Don't do it!

 

[COB]

Time for a FULL COFFEE ENEMA break.

You're thinking of Janet Jackson! Unbreakable sync listen COMING SOON.

 

[Iguana]

This was such an anti-climax. Talk about reading the room wrong. Did anyone tell her what a 'Eurovision' was before she turned up?

Yes, Quavo did

 

[Penelope]

OMG IS SHE ABOUT TO PERFORM YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh God it's actually happening.

I'd rather Mr Ag started drinking again.

 

[Iguana]

The way some (most) notes are just in completely the wrong key. Oh Madge.

 

[COB]

Oh it's one of her famous TEASERS! God she's an arsehole sometimes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I assume this is the original performance and not that "fixed" version that appeared online

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not actually as bad as I recall.

 

[Iguana]

What can we bring to Eurovision? I know, monk harbingers of doom

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I assume this is the original performance and not that "fixed" version that appeared online

I don't remember that!

 

[win_the_game]

About as much life and energy as a funeral wake.

 

[COB]

She did this staging at (I think) the Met Gala when she first performed... Dark Ballet I think? I'd have preferred that to Future I think.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

"let the choir song" god please yes. They might hit some correct notes!

 

[Iguana]

About as much life and energy as a funeral wake.

Slightly more energy than Mans' Fuego though

 

[COB]

Enjoying LAP! I wasn't expecting this much of it, knowing what she's like usually.

 

[D5K]

I assume this is the original performance and not that "fixed" version that appeared online

I think now this much time has passed the EBU can admit this was a complete mis-step and so don't need to pretend it was better than it was.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ok it is as bad. FUN FACT: Enigma DIED.

 

[Penelope]

God, this is just SAD.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are you my mummy?

 

[COB]

Not spoken word!

 

[Iguana]

"But it's getting late now"

WE KNOW, GET ON WITH THE RESULTS

 

[Madison]

What is this bullshit?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Heard people got Spotify refunds after this.

 

[Iguana]

Of all her back catalogue, she went with Future for the gays.

Lol

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd rather watch Bob Geldof talk for three hours.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SHE SAMPLED ABBA AND WE GET THIS!

 

[Iguana]

Quavo pure Eurovision gold

 

[COB]

I'd actually have respected a Trolldonna Candy Shop performance MORE!

 

[win_the_game]

The arena is STONE COLD DEAD.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hi @Roberto!

 

[Iguana]

Hi?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The shady crowd shot!

 

[Alla]

Hi @Roberto!

 

[Soldi]

Not the EBU cutting out the Palestine flag! CUNTS!

 

[Iguana]

Imagine THIS on the same night as KEIINO

 

[COB]

She really should've gone for a BIG performance of Medellin with Maluma, or Crave with Toppy Carrot.