Thursday doesn’t feed the birds

big ron said:
Anyone who owns a cat and isn't accepting of the fact their cat is a dick is in denial. I've had a cat. He was a fucking arsehole.
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This is true. I have never once met a cat where it wasn't clear that I would be dead if it was just slightly bigger.
 
"A cat is not a dog" - Dame Judi Dench

Once you understand this, you will be at peace with cats and their outlandish behaviour.
 
Lucille said:
Like @OutSynk
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Just to say DOGS ARE STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
 
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Kate said:
Oh I'd take twenty cats over a child any day.
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I’d take an entire platoon of them over a child. When you accidentally reverse over your cat you can just stick it in the wheelie bin and nobody gives two shits. From experience, I know the rules are entirely different for a child.
 
You can always see a FB RACIST when they have a DOG PROFILE PICTURE with a West Ham, military or Poppy frame.
 
RJN said:
I love that after she hit a cat or two she just kept doing what she was doing and didn’t bother to change her driving at all
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She later claimed she never killed any cats, but then WTF was she on about in the first place?

You can't gaslight Britney anymore, Jamie Lynn, and we won't let you do it to us either :angry:
 
I draw the line at people who create Facebook profile’s for their pets.

I don’t even think Rachey does that.
 
Marilyn said:
She later claimed she never killed any cats, but then WTF was she on about in the first place?

You can't gaslight Britney anymore, Jamie Lynn, and we won't let you do it to us either :angry:
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maybe Elon musk sent her some cats and she no longer felt the need to blackmail him
 
Can I cook prawns that have a use by day of today? (No joke answers please I have mental illness)
 
Kate said:
How's your old girl doing?
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She is OK thank you darling. Still slow, but still very content with sleeping, getting lots of cuddles and her appetite hasn’t slowed down. She was 13 in February, and I am holding on to her for as long as I possibly can as long as she is happy.
 
Soldi said:
I draw the line at people who create Facebook profile’s for their pets.

I don’t even think Rachey does that.
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Ummmm.
Guilty Your Honour.
Although I never was really serious about keeping the page particularly active.
 
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