I can't deal with this slander. Yes I wake up semi-frequently to something DEAD but the night time cuddles more than make up for it.![]()
This is true. I have never once met a cat where it wasn't clear that I would be dead if it was just slightly bigger.Anyone who owns a cat and isn't accepting of the fact their cat is a dick is in denial. I've had a cat. He was a fucking arsehole.
Cats being dicks is literally part of the charm.Anyone who owns a cat and isn't accepting of the fact their cat is a dick is in denial. I've had a cat. He was a fucking arsehole.
What’s wrong with cats being dicks? I don’t see you all walking children in nature
Oh I'd take twenty cats over a child any day.
@Iguana really is a complex character.I can't deal with this slander. Yes I wake up semi-frequently to something DEAD but the night time cuddles more than make up for it.![]()
I’d take an entire platoon of them over a child. When you accidentally reverse over your cat you can just stick it in the wheelie bin and nobody gives two shits. From experience, I know the rules are entirely different for a child.Oh I'd take twenty cats over a child any day.
When you accidentally reverse over your cat you can just stick it in the wheelie bin and nobody gives two shits
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I love that after she hit a cat or two she just kept doing what she was doing and didn’t bother to change her driving at allJust ask Jamie Lynn Spears
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Teslas keep killing my cats and Elon owes me, Jamie Lynn Spears says
“We have now lost — I don’t want to tell you how many cats — because they don’t hear the Tesla crank and unfortunate things happen.”www.mercurynews.com
Again, that's part of the appeal.I believe cats are the work of the devil.
How's your old girl doing?oh PISS OFF.![]()
I love that after she hit a cat or two she just kept doing what she was doing and didn’t bother to change her driving at all

She later claimed she never killed any cats, but then WTF was she on about in the first place?
You can't gaslight Britney anymore, Jamie Lynn, and we won't let you do it to us either![]()
Yeah but they’d die for you.Just to say DOGS ARE STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
Yeah this. You'd KNOW if you couldn't eat them. Hope your sense of smell is okay xAs long as they don’t smell bad they should be fine!
How's your old girl doing?
Fun fact: the Italians call them TARZANELLIBack garden trimming is essential! No one likes DINGLEBERRIES
Ummmm.I draw the line at people who create Facebook profile’s for their pets.
I don’t even think Rachey does that.
Mmmm great with RAGUFun fact: the Italians call them TARZANELLI