Friday plays A Song for SuomiFrid

Yeah the weather is SHIT today. Should be nice again tomorrow though.
Yeah I had a mild panic as we have weekend plans including an outdoor pub visit but all looks good 🤞

At least I assume the pub is outdoor. There's 8 of us, so I feel it must be but I also don't want to be "that" person and check. HATE THIS.
 
I think the only solution is for Suomi to edit his thread title to 'Fridays glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate' and to take personal responsibility for starting tomorrow's thread entitled, 'All these Saturdays will be lost in time, like tears in rain'.

DON'T START TOMORROW'S THREAD NOW.
Suomi is giving me the first ASFM in nearly 11 years so I didn’t want to complain, but future Moopists will look upon me as the chump who didn’t know the end of that one Blade Runner speech.
 
We haven’t had rain in WEEKS. I have had to turn the sprinklers on as there is NO CHANCE I am walking about with a watering can although I do like my garden to look PRETTY.
 
I'm going to visit a friend in SURBITON and she has planned a 40 minute walk along the river between pubs. FUMMIN. Actually hope it keeps raining so I've an excuse to say "fuck this, I'm getting an Uber, see you there :)"
 
I'm going to visit a friend in SURBITON and she has planned a 40 minute walk along the river between pubs. FUMMIN. Actually hope it keeps raining so I've an excuse to say "fuck this, I'm getting an Uber, I'll see you there :)"
That sounds really nice!
 
I'm glad when it rains, as I'm shit at remembering to water my strawberries.
 
I'm going to visit a friend in SURBITON and she has planned a 40 minute walk along the river between pubs. FUMMIN. Actually hope it keeps raining so I've an excuse to say "fuck this, I'm getting an Uber, I'll see you there :)"
I've never understood pub crawls. Just as you hit your stride you LEAVE. ❓
 
I've never understood pub crawls. Just as you hit your stride you LEAVE. ❓
But you get to see lots of different pubs. 😍

Anyway I'm not sure two pubs with a 40 minute walk in between counts as a crawl. Though I may be crawling and whining like a toddler by the end of it.
 
Pub crawls are annoying. Possibly drunk walks down rivers on hot summer evenings sound amazing. Although 40 minutes is quite a lot. Bring supplies (tins).
 
PLUS of course a lot of places only let you stay for 2 hours at the moment. So you HAVE to do a crawl.
 
I am getting taken out for a meal at Gleneagles this evening so a lovely excuse to get dressed up.
 
I didn't mind pub crawl when I was younger.

But now I just want to sit still at one table and have the alcohol come to me, not me move to it.
 
I'm glad when it rains, as I'm shit at remembering to water my strawberries.

Oh bugger, that reminds me...I need to get someone in the office to water my succulent while I'm off.
 
I hate table service with all my being.

If there's an APP i don't mind, but flagging down people is one of the most frustrating things in the world.
 
Went to two pubs last night. One was super attentive and that was fine. The other i just didn't see people for about 30 minutes with an empty glass. I had to go to the bar ANYWAY just to get someone to COME OVER
 
I think somebody put a CURSE on me, because whenever I go to a restaurant, I'll have waiters that are quite attentive until it comes to getting the bill and then they just DISAPPEAR for about an hour. It's like, please, let me leave.
 

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