UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[big ron]

HA!

 

[funky]

I just hope that, at the very least, all this Dominic Cummings shite is REALLY winding Boris up.

 

[ButterTart]

Priti Patel says fans have right to boo England team for taking the knee

Home secretary dodges question on whether she would boo England team herself but says fans have a ‘choice’

www.independent.co.uk

What a fucking piece of shit cunt this fucking piece of shit cunt is.

I have no qualms in saying I hope she dies of an unbelievably painful wasting disease that leaves her completely immobile for her final years and forces her to be dependent on the Latvian nurses she hates so vehemently.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Priti Patel says fans have right to boo England team for taking the knee

Home secretary dodges question on whether she would boo England team herself but says fans have a ‘choice’

www.independent.co.uk

What a fucking piece of shit cunt this fucking piece of shit cunt is.

We've had similar reactions to the French football team too. Fucking hate Europe right now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fucks sake

 

[funky]

WTF?

 

[Indie]

Nothing surprises.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

John Bercow defects to Labour with withering attack on Johnson

Former Speaker joined the Conservatives aged 17 but says party has become reactionary and xenophobic under its current leadership

www.theguardian.com

 

[funky]

Always saw him more of a Labour guy for some reason. For a start he has a sense of humour.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Weirdly he's gone more left as he's got older, starting off to be far right.

If I ever physically graduate, I will get my masters degree from him.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Always saw him more of a Labour guy for some reason. For a start he has a sense of humour.

Didn't they make him speaker to stop him defecting to Labour whilst an MP?

 

[win_the_game]

Dare I say it Bercow was one of the few (if not only) likable Tories in recent years.

 

[Kate]

He was always in my top 5 Tories. NOT ANYMORE! Gyles Brandreth and Baroness Trumpington (from beyind the grave) DELIGHTED to move up a spot.

 

[lolly]

 

[Lucille]

Love his 5”6/10”dick energy.

 

[AlgoAlex]

What fresh hell is this?

 

[Cloud]

Thanks I hate it

 

[Suomi]

Yeah um I don’t think so

 

[Soldi]

Yeah um I don’t think so

Omg get the kids to sing SUGAR instead

 

[Suomi]

imagine cancelling school free meals and then when pressured into u-turning giving children a lump of tuna in a coin bag

and then expecting everyone to sing THIS!

 

[win_the_game]

I see they roped Joanna Lumley into providing a testimonial for their website.

Oh Joanna

 

[octophone]

The song got "#hitleryouth" trending on Twitter. Hardly surprising. Risible.

 

[Indie]

STRONG BRITAIN!

GREAT NATION!

I'd like to start a petition to change our country's name to " The United Kingdom of Great Nation Strong Britain and Northern Ireland"

 

[funky]

I’m absolutely shocked about this. It makes me feel a bit sick. I feel like we’re in some kind of long term Charlie Brooker episode. Brexit Day? Freedom Day? One Nation One Britain? What exactly goes on behind the walls of parliament that makes them think and act so fucking tone deaf?

And STILL get away with it every time?

 

[Berly]

This isn’t a new thing unfortunately, when I worked in FE about 5 years ago they tried to get us to add ‘British Values’ to the PSHE curriculum but we flat out refused to deliver it

 

[Cloud]

The "one nation" thing comes from their specific brand of Conservatism. Which just goes to make it even more party political and gross

 

[GNL]

The Sun has published images Matt Hancock making out with his aide. He's been married for 15 years, she runs a lobbying firm, she's married to the founder of Oliver Bonas, and he "used taxpayer money to hire her". MESS!

 

[AlgoAlex]

If it was 2015 he’d resign. I imagine Johnson wants to keep him in office a bit longer to distract from other fuck ups and then maybe fire him on the 19th July ?

 

[jivafox]

Probably leaked it himself to try to prove he’s not “fucking hopeless “

 

[AlgoAlex]

Probably leaked it himself to try to prove he’s not “fucking hopeless “

HA
There was me thinking it was Gove or Johnson but no he wants to look like one of the LADS

 

[AlgoAlex]

Conservatives +5%

 

[Diddy]

Probably leaked it himself to try to prove he’s not “fucking hopeless “

like “I’m not fucking hopeless, I’m fucking her”?

 

[Tisch]

That is GROSS Why can't they just go and have a bonk in their room? Why is he GRABBING her in a corridor like they do on the Sims or on a Telenovela?

 

[big ron]

Nothing will happen.

 

[big ron]

As someone pointed out on twitter thats cctv from within, so this is carefully orchestrated.

 

[Lucille]

She’s actually very HANDSOME wtf does she see in Matt Hancock?

 

[octophone]

As someone pointed out on twitter thats cctv from within, so this is carefully orchestrated.

Aye - could be a dead cat, could be someone has finally had enough of him and wants him out. One way or the other watch out for something from the Tories late afternoon.

 

[Soldi]

I bet his breath smells of poisoned eggs.

 

[Iguana]

If it was 2015 he’d resign. I imagine Johnson wants to keep him in office a bit longer to distract from other fuck ups and then maybe fire him on the 19th July ?

He's admitted to breaching social distancing rules, SURELY he has to resign. He won't though will he...