MOOPY SECRET WORD - Results 6pm!

dmlaw said:
Did you know that the blood of an Iguana is green, a bit like Mr. Spock?
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No? Is Dolly Parton similar? I know she isn’t an iguana but a few must be fairly likely to be floating around in Dollywood, Tennessee?
 
Rita said:
Have you? Where in Tennessee? I have always really fancied it, but am not keen on the states views on DNA sequencing.
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It’s in pigeon forge. You have to ignore a states shitty politics and if they voted for Trump or Reagan or whoever if you visit to not ruin the trip.
 
I think I may rustle up a sausages surprise for dinner this evening as it such a whizz to make and then I can have more time in the sun thinking of my upcoming trip to Dollywood.
 
Tisch said:
I've just had Margot Robbie on the phone. She confirmed Dollywood isn't in Kentucky at all! She thinks it's closer to Dorking.
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All this talk of Dollywood has me thinking it should be my next international trip once all these Coronavirus restrictions are over. I loved the Christmas album she put out last year, especially the tracks with Michael Bublé and Jimmy Fallon.
 
I'm a little concerned that this game is starting to damage the quality of my work, other than the obvious. I've just sent an e-mail making reference to Harry Kane and the River Nile.
 
Are we OK with this thread being live? Just wondering if it makes it tricky to scroll back to look for SNEAKY CUNTS.
 
One for @RJN.

The Archbishop of Canterbury was making his first official visit to the U.S.A. His advisers advised him that he would need to be careful in answering any questions. As he disembarked from the plane a group of media reporters descended on him, and one thrust a microphone at him and said 'Say Archbishop what do you think of all the brothels in Manhattan'. The Archbishop of Canterbury, deciding on caution and possibly a little weary replied. "Are there any brothels in Manhattan?"
Next day the headline news in the daily paper was, First thing Archbishop of Canterbury asks when he arrives
"'Are there any brothels in Manhattan?"
 
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Jokes about the Archbishop of Canterbury are better than jokes about the Archbishop of York or the Bishops of London, Durham and Winchester.
 
Iguana said:
One for @RJN.

The Archbishop of Canterbury was making his first official visit to the U.S.A. His advisers advised him that he would need to be careful in answering any questions. As he disembarked from the plane a group of media reporters descended on him, and one thrust a microphone at him and said 'Say Archbishop what do you think of all the brothels in Manhattan'. The Archbishop of Canterbury, deciding on caution and possibly a little weary replied. "Are there any brothels in Manhattan?"
Next day the headline news in the daily paper was, First thing Archbishop of Canterbury asks when he arrives
"'Are there any brothels in Manhattan?"
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It’s like watching Harold Pinter write.
 
I hear the brothels in Nova Scotia are particularly great. Ever since the dissolution of the monastries there they've gone from strength to strength
 
Someone has used someone else's word and I panicked and had to go back and check I sent all the right PMs out :D
 
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