MOOPY SECRET WORD - Results 6pm!

[Tisch]

Lady Lettuce

SNEAKY CUNT

And also, fun fact: Lady Lettice Knollys played a fortutuois role in the dissolution of the monastries

 

[wildchild]

Ohh I have a riddle! What's hairy and more important to mankind than water? Yes, it's Sinitta's Ming.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Isambard Kingdom Brunel launches exclusive brand of rainbows.

Not such a calamity after all!

 

[Berly]

Isambard Kingdom Brunel launches exclusive brand of rainbows.

Not such a calamity after all!

And during pride month too

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There's a new cafe opening in Mudchute only serving ploughman's lunch served by a topless Eliza Doolittle.

 

[ButterTart]

CAPTION COMPETITION

Unemployed inbred jailed for headbutting police horse in Colwyn Bay.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Actually I misread it only serves pot noodles and sweetcorn

 

[Berly]

There's a new cafe opening in Mudchute only serving ploughman's lunch served by a topless Eliza Doolittle.

Does she serve a Genoese sponge?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Does she serve a Genoese sponge?

Only in Sarajevo.

 

[ButterTart]

SNEAKY CUNT

And also, fun fact: Lady Lettice Knollys played a fortutuois role in the dissolution of the monastries

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nuremberg Trial on Ice now touring the former Yugoslavia. Tonight Sarajevo, tomorrow Ljubljana, Friday maybe Dubrovnik.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nuremberg Trial on Ice now touring the former Yugoslavia. Tonight Sarajevo, tomorrow Ljubljana, Friday maybe Dubrovnik.

Featuring David Mellor and Eliza Doolittle!

 

[dmlaw]

Nuremberg Trial on Ice now touring the former Yugoslavia. Tonight Sarajevo, tomorrow Ljubljana, Friday maybe Dubrovnik.

That isn’t a sensible route. You’d need Mr. Spock to help you with that.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That isn’t a sensible route. You’d need Mr. Spock to help you with that.

Tell that to the staff of Kwik Save

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Did we know John Major uses celery as ear buds?

He buys it all from Kwik Save.

 

[Berly]

Tell that to the staff of Kwik Save

I tried but they weren’t particularly helpful

 

[ButterTart]

Nuremberg Trial on Ice now touring the former Yugoslavia. Tonight Sarajevo, tomorrow Ljubljana, Friday maybe Dubrovnik.

Drove my Hillman Avenger down to Sarajevo once to watch The Rednex. Stunning vista down there, a bit like Puerto Rico.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Did we know John Major uses celery as ear buds?

He buys it all from Kwik Save.

I hear Michael Fish does the same thing. What a character they both are!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Drove my Hillman Avenger down to Sarajevo once to watch The Rednex. Stunning vista down there, a bit like Puerto Rico.

How lascivious!

 

[ButterTart]

I hear Michael Fish does the same thing. What a character they both are!

What about Michael Kedgeree?

 

[Berly]

I hear Michael Fish does the same thing. What a character they both are!

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

So, England v Germany? Who's scoring? If say Harry Kane and Reheem Sterling, but my predictions are as bad as a Michael Fish weather forecast.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

What about Michael Kedgeree?

I’m sure you’ve already made that exact joke. What would happen if I just compared Harry Kane to a whale shark over and over again?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd love to see the Nuremberg Trials On Ice.

Imagine the calamity of it all!

Quiche.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m sure you’ve already made that exact joke. What would happen if I just compared Harry Kane to a whale shark over and over again?

I'm not sure, kedgeree-peat the question?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Lady in Red is one of my favourite 1980s songs

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I also love Pass the Duchie and Uptown Girl

 

[Berly]

The Lady in Red is one of my favourite 1980s songs

Is that by ABBA?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is that by ABBA?

No David Mellor

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is sweetcorn a legitimate part of a ploughman's salad? Kwik Save seem to think so.

 

[wildchild]

I love Smooth Operator by Sade - not to be mixed with Marquis de Sade.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love Smooth Operator by Sade - not to be mixed with Marquis de Sade.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I proper fancy a Niçoise salad now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We've got this far a not even mentioned Rose West.

 

[Iguana]

It'll end up in World War One no doubt.

 

[wildchild]

Just had a lettuce smoothie - now off to bed

 

[Iguana]

Rose West? Isn't she from Dartmoor?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It'll end up in World War One no doubt.

That started in Sarajevo.

 

[dmlaw]

I also love Pass the Duchie and Uptown Girl

What are your feelings about Buffalo Girls?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Rose West? Isn't she from Dartmoor?

No Dubrovnik.