MOOPY SECRET WORD - Results 6pm!

[Tisch]

Felicity Kendal covered in custard (fortuitous)

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Sally Thompsett

 

[Tisch]

Look at are Sal funding hate! You wouldn't get that from the likes of Margot Robbie

 

[Iguana]

Apologies Sal, it must have been the early morning beer.

 

[Iguana]

@Sally Thomsett How did your meeting with the Archbishop of York go?

 

[Iguana]

Update: Congratulations to @ButterTart who won the last caption competition. You win a delapidated submarine.

CAPTION COMPETITION 2

 

[Berly]

Update: Congratulations to @ButterTart who won the last caption competition. You win a delapidated submarine.

CAPTION COMPETITION 2

Brum’s eyesight never returned. Scarred by the vision of her trouser ghoul

 

[Berly]

Another day, another slay. The view from the top of the leaderboard is quite something. Like the bourgeoisie overseeing the proletariat, I implore you all to try harder. The race isn’t over until the ABBA sings

 

[Tisch]

What's everyone having for breakfast? I'm not sure yet, but a nice bowl of mustard might be nice

 

[Iguana]

"Slay! Top! Lead! Exaggerate! Hyperbole!" @Beryl is very HAPPY this morning

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm thinking whatever Eliza Doolittle is having. Maybe a nicoise salad.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I might drive to Dubrovnik with David Mellor and Michael Heseltine, for lunch with Eliza Doolittle. She's having a ploughman's lunch apparently.

 

[Tisch]

This is starting to stress me out. I might just escape to Nova Scotia and forget I ever signed up to this thing.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm expecting Rose West to turn up after her shift at Kwik Save. She'll probably bring a nicoise salad and we'll watch the highlights of the Nuremberg Trials on Ice!

 

[rhythmbandit]

I'm thinking whatever Eliza Doolittle is having. Maybe a nicoise salad.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Tisch]

A lot of people think Rose West was awful because of the murders, but her role in the dissolution of the monasteries is almost never mentioned. If you haven't already, I suggest watching that Felicity Kendal documentary about it on Sky Arts. Very enlightening.

 

[Berly]

What's everyone having for breakfast? I'm not sure yet, but a nice bowl of mustard might be nice

Mustard for breakfast? Did you mean custard?
Either way it’s like having gravy instead of milk on your Rice Krispies

 

[Tisch]

Mustard for breakfast? Did you mean custard?
Either way it’s like having gravy instead of milk on your Rice Krispies

I did mean custard silly me! I haven't eaten mustard since the dissolution of the monastries!

 

[Berly]

I’ve been watching GMB with Ben Shepherd and Naga Munchetty on the tele. He’s much better on this than tipping point. Wouldn’t mind a glimpse of his baguette either way

 

[Berly]

I did mean custard silly me! I haven't eaten mustard since the dissolution of the monastries!

Which monastries? The dissolution of Konnie Huq week by week on Xtra Factor was far more satisfying than any mustard or indeed custard

 

[Iguana]

I did mean custard silly me! I haven't eaten mustard since the dissolution of the monastries!

I don't have a bad word to say about the dissolution of the monasteries. Without them, we may never have had the Archbishop of York. And that's not a world I want to be a part of. And something about mustard and custard

 

[Berly]

Cape Verde is on the green list. Verde is green in Spanish. Spain are big competition in the Euros. You spend Euros in France. French scientists invented the baguette.

History 101

 

[Berly]

Chris Witty said to be a huge fan of the baguette. Less keen on Genoese sponge. Loves ABBA.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well fuck me with an I-Spy Book. I'm off to Sarajevo

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Wombles of Sarajevo isn't as good as the Real Housewives of Dubrovnik.

 

[Rita]

Update: Congratulations to @ButterTart who won the last caption competition. You win a delapidated submarine.

CAPTION COMPETITION 2

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

The Wombles of Sarajevo isn't as good as the Real Housewives of Dubrovnik.

SNEAKY CUNT!!

 

[Iguana]

I can't wait for the Real Housewives of Winchester.

First up, Sarah Winchester.

"If you can't handle me from the front, how will you take me from behind?"

 

[Rita]

I don't have a bad word to say about the dissolution of the monasteries. Without them, we may never have had the Archbishop of York. And that's not a world I want to be a part of. And something about mustard and custard

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Wombles of Sarajevo isn't as good as the Real Housewives of Dubrovnik or Ljubljana.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Real Housewives of the Nuremberg Trials is event television.

That's it's set in Ljubljana is a real calamity.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's a real calamity that the text of the Nuremberg Trials is presented in comic sans.

I blame John Major.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Real Housewives of the Nuremberg Trials is event television.

That's it's set in Ljubljana is a real calamity.

Actually it's a real DISCO DISASTER!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Has anyone seen Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?

I saw it when Eliza Doolittle starred in it. Honestly I nearly spat out my sweetcorn.

 

[Berly]

The Real Housewives of the Nuremberg Trials is event television.

That's it's set in Ljubljana is a real calamity.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

Has anyone seen Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?

I saw it when Eliza Doolittle starred in it. Honestly I nearly spat out my sweetcorn.

Oh it’s such a whizz. I actually saw it in Dollywood, Tennessee a few years back.

 

[Rita]

Anything even SLIGHTLY haddock FISHY is getting sneaky cunted from me now. Ag lay down the gauntlet and there is NO GOING BACK.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Rose West won employee of the month at her local Kwik Save in Sarajevo.

She won a holiday to the Nuremberg Trials!

What a wally she is.

 

[Berly]

Just doing my morning aerobics with the jazzagals on in the background. Soon it’ll be time for Loose Women, wonder who today’s guests are?

 

[Rita]

Cape Verde is on the green list. Verde is green in Spanish. Spain are big competition in the Euros. You spend Euros in France. French scientists invented the baguette.

History 101

SNEAKY CUNT