MOOPY SECRET WORD - Results 6pm!

[AGinAg (37)]

Just doing my morning aerobics with the jazzagals on in the background. Soon it’ll be time for Loose Women, wonder who today’s guests are?

Rose West, David Mellor and the cast of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

 

[Rita]

Rose West won employee of the month at her local Kwik Save in Sarajevo.

She won a holiday to the Nuremberg Trials!

What a wally she is.

Kitty Kat looked like MYRA HINDLEY in her blonde wig. Cloud looked a bit like ANNE OF CLEVES with his new CURLY BONCE. Do we have a Rose West lookalike?

 

[Berly]

SNEAKY CUNT

Boo you whore. Cape Verde actually is on the green list though, I had to google it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kitty Kat looked like MYRA HINDLEY in her blonde wig. Cloud looked a bit like ANNE OF CLEVES with his new CURLY BONCE. Do we have a Rose West lookalike?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

SNEAKY CUNT

SHOVE IT UP YOUR CUNT.

 

[ButterTart]

Update: Congratulations to @ButterTart who won the last caption competition. You win a delapidated submarine.

CAPTION COMPETITION 2

Sally Thomsett: My piss-play Hell with Brum.

(Dazzling exposé for Dotmusic by Colwyn Bay Gazette reporter George Bernard Shaw)

 

[ButterTart]

Anything even SLIGHTLY haddock FISHY is getting sneaky cunted from me now. Ag lay down the gauntlet and there is NO GOING BACK.

Not even kedgeree?

 

[Iguana]

SNEAKY CUNT

I think the Archbishop of Canterbury would have something to say about that.

 

[Rita]

Not even kedgeree?

Does it have anything to do with DNA Sequencing?? No! There lies your answer.

 

[RJN]

Good morning! Ive listening to reggae music this morning about Ronald Reagan in Beirut

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Good morning! Ive listening to reggae music this morning about Ronald Reagan in Beirut

Surely not!

What a calamity!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I feel like Beirut and Ljubljana have a lot in common.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not as much as Sarajevo though.

 

[rhythmbandit]

SHOVE IT UP YOUR CUNT.

Wash your mouth out with Dove soap young lady.

 

[Berly]

What shall I have for lunch?

 

[RJN]

I feel like Beirut and Ljubljana have a lot in common.

I’ve personally always seen Ljubljana as being more similar to Brunei than Beirut, but maybe

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wash your mouth out with Dove soap young lady.

Off to to Dubrovnik for you!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What shall I have for lunch?

Ploughman's lunch from Kwik Save.

 

[rhythmbandit]

I feel like Beirut and Ljubljana have a lot in common.

I feel that way about Legend of Zelda games, when comparing Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64 and Breath of the Wild on Switch.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh maybe sweetcorn from the Nuremberg Trials

They do a delicious spread.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just WON a ticket to the Nuremberg Trials. I'm taking Rose West with me.

 

[Rita]

Oh maybe sweetcorn from the Nuremberg Trials

They do a delicious spread.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

I've just WON a ticket to the Nuremberg Trials. I'm taking Rose West with me.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

I am listening to Joan Armatrading whilst having a rainbow trout en croute rather tellingly.She is such a WHIZZ.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SNEAKY CUNT

SNEAKY CUNT

CALAMITY!

DISCO DISASTER!

 

[RJN]

I've just WON a ticket to the Nuremberg Trials. I'm taking Rose West with me.

Sounds like a relaxing trip. I’d rather bring Richard Nixon but to each their own

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Rose West and John Major are set to appear at the Nuremberg Trials.

Hopefully they'll stop off from a sweetcorn sandwich.

 

[Rita]

Rose West and John Major are set to appear at the Nuremberg Trials.

Hopefully they'll stop off from a sweetcorn sandwich.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sounds like a relaxing trip. I’d rather bring Richard Nixon but to each their own

I was going to take David Mellor but he ghosted me!

 

[Rita]

Sounds like a relaxing trip. I’d rather bring Richard Nixon but to each their own

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

Sounds like a relaxing trip. I’d rather bring Richard Nixon but to each their own

What about Joan Armatrading. She is a GAS.

 

[RJN]

What about Joan Armatrading. She is a GAS.

Good question. She is fun but no longer allowed to travel. Memo from NASA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Rita is dropping points like Rose West drops beats!

 

[Rita]

Good question. She is fun but no longer allowed to travel. Memo from NASA

nothing to do with DNA Sequencing?

 

[Rita]

Rita is dropping points like Rose West drops beats!

CAN’T KID A KIDDER

 

[dmlaw]

Rita is going wild, like Super Mario crossed with a jack-in-the-box.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Anyone I'm about to watch the Nuremberg Trials live on discord. It's streaming on the Kwik Save channel.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How annoying, the subtitles are in comic sans!

 

[Iguana]

nothing to do with DNA Sequencing?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

SNEAKY CUNT

From Dollywood, Tennessee?